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[Catwoman]

The sea.
Seagulls.
Sea shanties.

 

[ratmonkey]

Cartoon springs.

 

[CitySickness]

When this thread is over, I'm going to combine all of these sounds into some kind of sonic installation.

 

[La La]

'good' moaning


oh, and helicopter blade noise

 

[Catwoman]

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[Goff]

When this thread is over, I'm going to combine all of these sounds into some kind of sonic installation.

Who you gonna get to do the Queefs?

 

[CitySickness]

'good' moaning

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[CitySickness]

Who you gonna get to do the Queefs?

 

[whathappen?]

I love the smell of wet paths. Don't like the sound of rain

 

[La La]

i cant believe no one has said:


"my own voice"


yet.
anyway, there.

i said it.

 

[oh shit]

i dunno about queefs to be honest
sex is great but queefs have a way of making you realise just what exactly it is you're doing, forcing you to take a step back from your amorous frenzy and realise that you are, in fact, two shaved monkeys rubbing your groins together, sometimes trapping the air up there while you're at it.
sex isn't sexy. sex is ridiculous.

 

[Space]

i dunno about queefs to be honest
sex is great but queefs have a way of making you realise just what exactly it is you're doing, forcing you to take a step back from your amorous frenzy and realise that you are, in fact, two shaved monkeys rubbing your groins together, sometimes trapping the air up there while you're at it.
sex isn't sexy. sex is ridiculous.

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[La La]

i dunno about queefs to be honest
sex is great but queefs have a way of making you realise just what exactly it is you're doing, forcing you to take a step back from your amorous frenzy and realise that you are, in fact, two shaved monkeys rubbing your groins together, sometimes trapping the air up there while you're at it.
sex isn't sexy. sex is ridiculous.

what do you make of the *ball slapping* sound during a vigorous ride?

 

[oh shit]

it's usually a sign that i'm going to have sore balls later

 

[Goff]

i dunno about queefs to be honest
sex is great but queefs have a way of making you realise just what exactly it is you're doing, forcing you to take a step back from your amorous frenzy and realise that you are, in fact, two shaved monkeys rubbing your groins together, sometimes trapping the air up there while you're at it.
sex isn't sexy. sex is ridiculous.

That's part of the charm.

What about Arse Queefs?

 

[oh shit]

you mean farts

 

[Goff]

Of a kind.

 

[the strange guy]

what do you make of the *ball slapping* sound during a vigorous ride?

You don't get that sound when you're riding on a beach.
That's because your man's balls are flicking sand right up your one's arse.
*flick flick*

Queefs can tell you all you need to know about your new lover.
If they seem in any way embarrassed, FUCKING SCORE you bagged a virgin (or at least virginal).
If they act like they didn't notice and continue to ride with an iron will, you've either bagged a deafy or a sex veteran.
If they laugh it off with a smart comment, you're got someone in between.

 

[Jrad (BFB.ie)]

Wow, automatic doors to bollocks slapping arseholes in 4 days.
You cant stop progress!

 

[Cara]

You don't get that sound when you're riding on a beach.
That's because your man's balls are flicking sand right up your one's arse.
*flick flick*

Queefs can tell you all you need to know about your new lover.
If they seem in any way embarrassed, FUCKING SCORE you bagged a virgin (or at least virginal).
If they act like they didn't notice and continue to ride with an iron will, you've either bagged a deafy or a sex veteran.
If they laugh it off with a smart comment, you're got someone in between.

Are they really common? Like, is this something that happens often to girls? I feel like I'm missing out on something here...