I love the sound of... (3 Viewers)

[oh shit]

we all float down here!

 

[Goff]

You know I think this might be a bit true. The first time someone mentioned queefs I was a bit sickened, and now...

What have I become??

You're welcome.

You don't want to force a queef. It'll come of it's own free will eventually.

They're much easier to do when you have a swampy one. So, I'd leave it for a while.

 

[oh shit]

no - some people definitely don't get them
is all i'm saying

 

[Cara]

You're welcome.

You don't want to force a queef. It'll come of it's own free will eventually.

They're much easier to do when you have a swampy one. So, I'd leave it for a while.

When I have a swampy what?

 

[Goff]

Flange. Or, being polite about it, Front Bum.

Wait, I'll draw you a picture.

 

[Cara]

Flange. Or, being polite about it, Front Bum.

Wait, I'll draw you a picture.

What does it mean to have a 'swampy' quim?

 

[Goff]

A Wellesley, ie, a fanny lie a welly-top. A clown's pocket. A wizard's sleeve. The opposite of a butler's cuff.

 

[Cara]

Oh...

I kinda really wish I hadn't asked.

 

[oh shit]

this was the last thing we wanted to happen

 

[Goff]

Tis an education you'll get on Thumped.

 

[Cara]

this was the last thing we wanted to happen

I don't know how much I believe that, you are a little mean.

I can't believe how badly my thread died

 

[oh shit]

I don't know how much I believe that, you are a little mean.

I can't believe how badly my thread died

mean?
it's a brass eye reference innit

 

[Cara]

mean?
it's a brass eye reference innit

What, the kid in space with the paedo thing? How is that even remotely relevant?

I love the smell of paedophiles in space?

 

[oh shit]

yeah !
actually, i got it wrong
how embarrassing

Last month the notorious paedophile Sidney Cook was blasted into space to spend the rest of his life aboard a one man prison vessel, posing no further threat to children on earth. But it was revealed that an eight year old boy was also placed on board by mistake and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A spokesman said "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen"

 

[Cara]

I love the smell of hammers coming from children

 

[oh shit]

we're talking about an area of the internet roughly the size of ireland...

 

[Cara]

Where did that show go?

I love the sound of Chris Morris' genius