I have the horn for... (19 Viewers)

[ernesto]

Allow me...

PS Who is it?

wow.

totally. She's no Cruz though

my next girlfriend is going to be Español

 

[Mormon Nailer]

 

[Mormon Nailer]

 

[Kermit McDermott]

Alesha Dixon......mega

 

[Yurn!]

Alesha Dixon......mega

crikey!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Remember this girl,

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[shower another shower]

Half sister of Nora Jones, daughter of Ravi.

Anoushka Shankar

 

[hermie]

keeping with the whole ethnic thing i give you the best looking girl in the world:

 

[therealjohnny]

In the interest of non-species-ism

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I'd say you had to search hard to find a picture of her with clothes on.

 

[hermie]

I'd say you had to search hard to find a picture of her with clothes on.

it was a challenge but i got through it...ah sure it's Christmas! not sure what the cuddly toy is doig photoshopped in the corner

 

[Corey]

you'd need a USB mickey

"HORSE IT INTO ME BOSS. YOU HAVE 30 SECONDS TO COMPLY."

 

[Goodbye]

Who's he?

 

[therealjohnny]

.. i give you the best looking girl in the world:

haha, you've posted the wrong image

such bad internet abilities

 

[flashback]

oh sweet holy mother of baby Jesus yes.

Nailer's hitting the exotic chix. I have been wondering how this thread managed to stay so crappily boring white chix for so long.

I was totally in love with yer one out of Himalaya, and 7 years in Tibet, Lhakpa Tsamchoe. Totally beautiful. I cant really find good images of her on the internets though.

She is half Indian, half Tibetan. All gorgeous tho wha?

 

[flashback]

She's no Cruz though

Lads.
Lads lads lads lad LADS.
I have said if before.
I will say it again.
The Cruzer is not that hot. She isn't. Srsly. Imho.
I saw her, outside my work a little while back. She had one of those mouse on a string dogs with her. Which was taking a nervous squittery shite at the time I saw her, which probably didn't help the over all ambiance of the situation.

But that wasn't the problem.
The problem was she is unbelievably runty. I mean, we are talking hobbit proportions here. Without hobbit girth though, obviously. She has no real curves, at all at all, like at all. Her face looks drawn and emaciated, she basically looks ill. Not a healthy image of womanhood at all. Her legs are not healthy looking, not even thin but strong, just twiggy, same with her arms.
I recognised her, and I had actually fancied her in one or two films, and I tried really hard to have the horn, but jesus christ, you would have as much luck having the horn for one of the inmates of Dachau.

You'd only break her lads. She would be broken. And whining. In Spanish.
And in the mean time, you would be feeling guilty for having sex with something that, for all intents and purposes, is a sickly 11 year old boy.

 

[flashback]

Remember this girl,

Is she your one out of the Cosby show? The kiddie one?
The one that managed not to turn into a coked out junky crack head?

Either way, yes would be the answer.

 

[Diddles]

Ok, back to the whiteys

G'wan Karl, ye fuckin ride ye.

 

[therealjohnny]

totally. She's no Cruz though

pah! Salma could out ride Penelope any day