I have the horn for... (3 Viewers)

[Jill Hives]

It's all that getting too skinny crap. It ages you. Keep a layer of fat and look younger longer. That's the secret.

 

[Goodbye]

Jesus, the back is great too.

Fair play to her.

 

[ernesto]

are you fucking blind man?

nope.

Scarlett's a lot thicker and shorter than that. You get proper curves with ScarJo.

Plus ScarJo's kind of a shorty, in the 5'4" range.

That chick is minimum 5'8"

Looks more like Kate Upton to me.

yeah more curves please

Ellie Kemper was doing it for me last night

BAM!

Jesus, the back is great too.

Fair play to her.

not a bad arse on her. suppose i just prefer brunettes and curves.

arses are great though all the same

 

[mark]

What does that mean?
She played it up or was embarrassed by it?

mildly embarrassed by it I'd say.

 

[mel gibson]

Salpa looks like an utter cokehead,has she been hanging around with pete from the libertines?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

It's all that getting too skinny crap. It ages you. Keep a layer of fat and look younger longer. That's the secret.

Yeah that works for me. I look about 12.

 

[therealjohnny]

I get more youthful by the day

 

[mel gibson]

I get more youthful by the day

you'll be a wetser soon

 

[therealjohnny]

gasp?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=wetser

 

[washingcattle]

'Ah here, shes no wetser, she is as dry as a fuckin raisin''

heh heh heh.

 

[mel gibson]

I believe in local parlance,that the opposite to a wetser is a chafer


Georgia Shalpa = chafer

 

[jonah]

I feel weird now.

 

[mel gibson]

I feel weird now.

I was only being honest!

 

[therealjohnny]

ah Minon

I love you almost as much as you love yourself

halcyon days

 

[Anthony]

I've just been informed that the smoking hot tour guide in Midnight In Paris is Carla Bruni. I'm aware of the name but never seen her before. So the thread goes mainstream.

 

[therealjohnny]

Carla featured ion this thread many times before she married into evil

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Carla featured ion this thread many times before she married into evil

The was an issue of Vanity Fair with her in it about 20 years ago, a close examination of which occupied a substantial percentage of my adolescent years.

 

[therealjohnny]

lala (?) posted this image a few years ago..what a day that was

 

[Mormon Nailer]

This is one of the set of photos I remember.
Can't find the exact one (and after 10 minutes of browsing Helmut Newton photos I need a shower, so I'm stopping)