I hate that thing (2 Viewers)

[NEGROID!]

-when the bus stops before the stop to let people off and then drives past the stop without letting anyone else on.
-bitches with long hair sitting in front of me and shaking their hair out, especially bad if it's still wet.
-people who tell you that a film/record is deadly just because they bought the fucker.
-spicks who always want a match when me and the boys are having a kick about, especially if they're all 12, and ESPECIALLY when they beat us.
-when someone says " that would have hit the post and gone out".
-when fly goalies suddenly become last man back.
-when people are late.
-people who go through all the rings on their mobile phone when on the bus.
-when people answer their phone and say " i'm on the bus, ...no the bus"
-rugby heads who always wear their collars up.
-the piss on fleet street.
-the way it's cool to be black.
-when people steal my jokes.
-all those smelly fucking nackers camped down by the dodder. those fucking tinkers have wrecked the place.they've got a horse in the field across the road from them too, if anyone else did that they'd be dragged down the garda station and gang raped.
-people who go on about the sopranos.
-all the jokes about the world trade centre, not because they're in bad taste, just because they're not funny.
-gay people.
-when people say a film is "comedy" when it's not a comedy, or even supposed to be funny at all.
-barqs
-people who wouldn't have pissed on metal 2 years ago but think it's deadly now.
-those really big gold coloured rings with a nike swoosh, hash leaf or picture of 2pac on them.
actually no, they're deadly.
-the words savage and quality.
-english people.

 

[Dan]

kirstie (10 Oct, 2001 12:45 p.m.):
Oh! Croake Park!
Why, I hate it more than anything else. More than fuckers who throw litter on the ground, opel drivers who are feiging the flu - nope, Croake park takes the 'I hate' biscuit.

Hey!! Now I'm not even a GAAAA Man myself, in fact, I spent most of my younger days getting a hard time from those rednecks, but lay off the Croke Park abuse. No matter what you think of the GAA its still a part of this countries heritage.

Oh, someone mentioned Tetley and that reminded me of those PJ Tips ads. I REALLY hate ads with monkeys, or any other animal, doing things that people do. Its just SHITE!!

 

[Vinnie]

My new pet hate is half arsed attempts at being controversial but succeeding only in sending me off to snoozyland.

 

[krystal]

Dan (10 Oct, 2001 12:57 p.m.):
Hey!! Now I'm not even a GAAAA Man myself, in fact, I spent most of my younger days getting a hard time from those rednecks, but lay off the Croke Park abuse. No matter what you think of the GAA its still a part of this countries heritage.

No. And you can't make me. But *you* try living in close proximity to it and the odds are that soon you would come to loathe and detest it also.

 

[Vinnie]

It's all true. I used to live within spitting distance of Croker and match day was about as close to a living nightmare hell bastard as I'm going to get.

 

[joe.]

egg_ (10 Oct, 2001 10:28 a.m.):
I LOVE when people call Christmas 'the Christmas'. And 'Stephenses Day' - I love that too. I don't think I've ever heard anyone used the word 'beguiling' but if I did I'd be delighted. I also like when people say 'fillim' instead of 'film'

But I don't like pissing in a urinal while wearing sandals, especially in a crowded jacks, and ESPECIALLY at half time in Croke Park

simply move to cavan and disown your own county - therefore trips to croke park become unnecessary and getting pissed on in the croker toilets becomes but a distant memory <sniff>

 

[crazy dick]

i fuckin HATE croke park
it represents everything thats wrong with this country i.e: culchies
croke park : what is it there for

up the pale!

and another fuckin thing, i hate all the moany fuckin d4 soundin AA roadwatch cunts on this thread fuckin goin on about 'oh Tarquin look at that urchin reading a tabloid newspaper, bringing down this great nation of ours, pass the tartar sauce for my glazed kippers'..............fuckin saps

oh yah i hate youngsters with a 2 blade haircuts asking me for odds or dictate they are on the 'arse' of my babysham

'yahhhhhhh i so sympathise with you my downtrodden operative of sprouttown'

if i ever see yis on the back of the 15A i'll wip my lad out for all to see and go down to the driver and proclaim over the intercom i'm only buzzin off yer heads.....

tetley tea, pg tips, lyons, barrys :tea is for auld ones and george frequenters...........except those triangular ones, sound

byeeeeeeeee

 

[Pantone247]

yeah living beside croke park aswell I can say its bloody awful, and I'm not going to blame the red kneck GAA obsessed culchies or their sheep wives but the GAA are a pack of knobs for having no concern for the residents... proberbly because the people who make these decisions are muckers and think it serves us Dubs right for being born in dublin

OK so I am going to slag off the muckers.. I try to avoid being around for the matches but the SMELL around drumcondra after a match...thye SMELL of stale sweat and puke and sheep.....christ its awful

but seriously its up to the people in the GAA who make these decisions to cop on.... and saturday matches AS WELL AS sunday matches was a bad bad idea that the residents protested about... but were completey ignored

 

[pee pee]

EUSABIO! (10 Oct, 2001 12:49 p.m.):
-those really big gold coloured rings with a nike swoosh, hash leaf or picture of 2pac on them.
actually no, they're deadly.

where do i get one of dem?

serious, like.

 

[krystal]

Vinnie (10 Oct, 2001 01:43 p.m.):
It's all true. I used to live within spitting distance of Croker and match day was about as close to a living nightmare hell bastard as I'm going to get.

Yes. Plus the fact that people park practically inside your house and then look surprised if you ask them to move out of your driveway because like, you may need to use it. Since you are actually resident and it's your driveway.
GRRRR

 

[herv]

I used to go out with a girl who hated the word "swaddling".

"boobs". Now theres a word to despise. Just the sound of it...I shudder.

 

[crazy dick]

dont mind boobs or tits, jabs, jugs, knockers, hooters, funbags, fun balloons, happy pillows.

hate people who use the word breast.


you breast

 

[krystal]

jocks
this is the word I hate above all others.
Yeeuuchchchchchhchchhhhh

 

[billygannon]

I hate whales...
and I hate mouldy gowls....

and I also hate Liverpool and Meath...

I hate you and your ugly face
I hate uni-bollocked individuals

I hate the writings of Ernest Powell

I hate Chip-Ites....

I hate TV3

I hate October, November, February and most of March.....

I hate Southern Italians

I hate turnips

I hate being constipated

I hate people who keep talking about America

I hate clothes

And I hate that infernal shouting going on in my head....

 

[jamie oliver]

I love that thing

I love red Hula-Hoops

 

[Johnny_Fontane]

GAA and all that

I too live right beside croke park (does everybody....we should have a party), and what a bunch of fucking moaners you all are. (lets not have that party). How many days was it...maybe 12 (max), only about six of which actually had decent crowds. It adds a bit of colour and keeps your local fucking shops in business.

Christ its not like people go rioting, breaking shit (like fucking socialists), or cause any fucking harm (the opposite actually). Everything is done in the best spirits...

Up Tipp......

 

[pete]

And what could be friendlier than a good natured piss in your garden

 

[Vinnie]

"And what could be friendlier than a good natured piss in your garden"

I actually can't think of anything.

 

[Dan]

It'll do wonders for your garden as well - seriously. You should invite them in to piss on your flower bed.

I also hate low fat milk. Normal milk 3%, low fat 1%. Wheres the fucking point. Drank by fat ass birds whos staple diet is chips and they think they'll lose weight (well my last flatmates anyhow). It tastes like water aswell.

 

[krystal]

I hate dolphins.

I really like 10 Things I Hate About You

Oh I'm so ironic. And bored in work.