How to be cool... (4 Viewers)

[Corey]

Is it Cephalapod that looks like the guy on the right?

Nope, it's Lefty Frizzell with his hair down.

 

[Pantone247]

get off myspace

and get on facebook

 

[Deleted member 3435]

Wear one of these t-shirts

never try to slyly offload your own band's merchandise

already got one. I knew I was cool.

 

[wageslave]

Learn how to Ring a rang a dong with these dudes: YouTube - MC Miker G & DJ Sven - Holiday Rap - BBC 1986

They're famous in Boogie Brooklyn and Amsterdam and they can beatbox while lip syncing. Thats defo cool.

 

[Goodbye]

already got one. I knew I was cool.

They played at my wedding.
How shit cool am I?

 

[Deleted member 3435]

They played at my wedding.
How shit cool am I?

is this you?

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

when your dad comes to pick you up slag him off to his face in front of your friends

 

[GO]

Have a party with great tunes and affordable class A's every weekend.
Can't fail.

 

[flashback]

I'll tell you how to be cool scutter.

Buy a fixer. And cruise about the shop on it.
That's about the coolest thing I've done in several years.

I used to do all sorts of cool shit when I was younger. I just found my organizer thing I would write all that stuff in. There would be cryptic stuff, that others wouldn't get, I've no idea what it means, but the cagey aspect is pretty cool.
Then there'd be Inch , Surfing. Then 3 days later Come back from Inch, presumably in case I would forget.

Then three fucking days later Paddling ; Dargle. Call Zeb.
And then there's some shit about a cave rescue the next week.. and then we're straight into Mol. Genetics B Finals.

Essentially I fancy the hole off my younger self. I dont understand how I wasn't getting laid on a twice nightly basis.
Too fucking cool probably.

 

[rettucs]

Buy a fixer. And cruise about the shop on it.
That's about the coolest thing I've done in several years.

best advice yet. I'll be shit cool going around on it for the few days before I end up killing myself cos I forgot I was on a fixer and end up out under a bus

I really want a fixer. One of those retro frames. Like the peugeots or old raleighs.

 

[jimmybreeze]

How is it possible for a skeleton called Mr Cool Ice to look so camp?
Why would a skull even need sunglasses?
I doubt this man is cool,he's just symmetrical

is this you?

 

[Thebeard]

His pants don't even fit. Ha, stupid non fitting pant wearer.

 

[orange pekoe]

Pulling the sleeves of your jumper way down over your hands is a sure sign of coolness.

 

[Thebeard]

Like the guy on the right:

 

[jimmybreeze]

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"I'm telling you Brian,someday a real rain will come and wash all the scum off the streets"

 

[Thebeard]

But for now, lets go to a porno film. Heres a Kenny Rogers album.

 

[Goodbye]

Pulling the sleeves of your jumper way down over your hands is a sure sign of coolness.

Surely you mean cutting the sleeves OFF your tshirts

 

[jimmybreeze]

"shh,did you hear that"
"what?"
"Huh..oh sorry I thought I heard a doorbell,man, Im wasted from this smoke from the head shop"

 

[rettucs]

youse all gave me shit advice. I'm still not cool.

fuckers.

and goin around pretendin like I'm bono got me my head kicked in....twice

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

you'll never be cool