how do you get rid of drugs from your piss? (1 Viewer)

[tin robots]

a friend of mine is going for a medical for a job he just got. he has to do a urine sample (and i presume this is to screen for drug use) but has recently indulged in a bit of "fun". any ideas how to sort the mess out? anyone been in the same situation before?

 

[RSJ]

Use one of these

 

[dunderhead]

cranberry juice for smoke - the universal solution to piss tests. whether it actually works.....meh

 

[Lord Damian]

wouldn't drinking obscene amounts of water sort it out? i'm talking gallons.

never had a piss test in my life.

 

[krystal]

the urine test is to test for PH and to show up anything like diabetes. They can't legally test you for drugs without getting your permission first. He'll be fine.

 

[krossie]

Some one will be able to give you exact info I'm sure - whats really important is that it depends what sort of substance. As far as I remember acid, e, speed etc dissappear relatively fast but THC (eg canibis) can last for months

Have to do a quick swop with a willin "straight" !

krossie

 

[krystal]

I'm sure stan bowles would post this himself but he had to do one the day after we got back from ATP a couple of years ago, and he'd been caning it all weekend. And he got the job, so worry not.

 

[jane]

I dunno, but if you're a dude, you should swap some peepee with a pregnant lady. When they call you in to discuss your results, act like you're dying from the anticipation and excitement.

It'll be fucking hilarious, trust me.

Failing that, how about just not doing any drugs for a while? Or is that just too square for you?

 

[Yurn!]

the urine test is to test for PH and to show up anything like diabetes. They can't legally test you for drugs without getting your permission first. He'll be fine.

Seconded. I had the same deal. Worried but need not have been.

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

once my mate got meningitis and i had to take these tablets, cause i was hanging out with him.

anyhooooo, they turned my piss crazy fucking colours - pissing like a care bear in public was a hoot.

 

[jane]

pissing like a care bear in public was a hoot.

The thing I always hated about Care Bears was the way they thought the whole fucking world was their toilet.

 

[tin robots]

pissing like a care bear in public

one of the best things ive heard on thumped. well done sir, well done.

cheers for the info anyway. i didnt think it would be a legal way of doing a drugs screen but thought id better make sure.

 

[ICUH8N]

once my mate got meningitis and i had to take these tablets, cause i was wearing the face off him.

growse.

 

[TenRabbits]

Hide one of these in your pants:

When the guy/gal asks you to take a wee, loudly say "god I've been waiting all day for this..", stick the supersoaker on "full blast" and blow the crap outta the tub, all over the desk, in the guy/gals face etc.

I guarantee they won't ask you to do another.

 

[avernus]

 

[BoredTom]

Definately wouldn't worry about job drugs test. cranberry juice is a myth.. pity...

ive never heard of anyone refused a job because of it, and a lot of mates have been through this recently. seems to be getting more popular. weird.

 

[Bellatrix]

once my mate got meningitis and i had to take these tablets, cause i was hanging out with him.

I had to take those too.

Pink tears are fun.

Pink wee is funny.

 

[dunderhead]

they turned my piss crazy fucking colours

drank loads of boroca during exams last year. iluminous colour green, you could kind of see it in dark, i was close to nearly a tube of the stuff per day mind.lotta Vit C at once.made pissing more entertaining anyway.

 

[rettucs]

you can try the old cyclists trick. Get someone else's juice, suck it up into a syringe, then inject it into your eurethra. Then you will be effectively pishing someone elses pish, so as long as they haven't been on anything, you'll be grand.

 

[shidheat]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Drug_test