Holy shit - Michael Jackson has had a cardiac arrest (1 Viewer)

[the departed]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/jun/26/michael-jackson-drugs-doctor-missing

 

[GO]

In work this morning at 8.30am my brother said he reckoned some doctor was paid by Jacko to administer a lethal dose to Jacko and to keep shtum about it obviously.

I'm thinking suicide.

 

[Reets]

I'm thinking suicide.

I think Buffalo B said that too but he didn't say where he'd heard it.
Guess as the saying goes...

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[ernesto]

I think Buffalo B said that too but he didn't say where he'd heard it.
Guess as the saying goes...

YouTube - Manic Street Preachers - Suicide Is Painless

oh jesus

 

[Cryptid]

I think Buffalo B said that too but he didn't say where he'd heard it.
Guess as the saying goes...

Actually, it was a shoutbox in a blog. I don't know why I didn't say that at the time. Apparently it was on tmz for a few minutes and then they took it off. They said though that it was half a dozen pills and didn't mention the injection. Maybe a combination of the two? Sad, but at least he as riath points out definitely wasn't in any pain. Looks very sus about the doctor.

 

[Milker]

i can moonwalk...anyone else?

How To Moonwalk:
The moonwalk is a simple enough dance. Once the dancer achieves proficiency, s/he wonders how they could have had such difficulty before. This particular dance move gives the illusion of walking forwards while actually travelling backwards.
Step 1: Start with your feet together standing tall.
Step 2: Lift your right heel, put your weight on your right toe, make sure your right knee is bent. This aides in the illusion of the right foot traveling forward in a regular step.
Step 3: Slide your left foot back (keep it flat) and keep your left leg very straight. This gives the illusion of standing on the left foot as the right travels forward in a step.
Step 4: This is the key to the illusion of the moonwalk. When your left foot is all the way back, do the following all at once:
Step 5: Put the right heel down by straightening the right leg at the knee. Your right heel will now be flat
Step 6: Put the left heel up by bending the left knee and shift your weight to the left toe. This creates the same illusion as in step one. The difference being from the right to left foot.
Step 7: Now slide your right foot back and make sure it stays flat until it is all the way back. Giving the illusion that the left foot is stepping forwards.
Step 8: Also make sure that your left knee stays bent and your left heel stays up until the right foot is all the way back.
Step 9 Then shift your weight etc...

or just picture martin bashirs faux-concerned, smug face on the floor and away you go.

 

[magnetize]

yep, moonwalking as i type!

 

[Cryptid]

Laugh, cry? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...2429/Jacko-sickos-RIP-off-fans.html?#EMC-Bltn

 

[ann post]

theres tonnes of shit on ebay, i'm leaning toward the fridge magnet.

 

[ann post]

http://cgi.ebay.ie/R-I-P-rip-Michea...66:2|39:1|72:1301|240:1318|301:1|293:1|294:50

 

[quackster]

Laugh, cry? http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepag...2429/Jacko-sickos-RIP-off-fans.html?#EMC-Bltn

always lol when they take the higher moral ground in stuff like this. sick jacko fans piss on the dead.

 

[Cryptid]

That fridge magnet is classy alright.

 

[ann post]

its dead cheap too, i cant think of a more fitiing tribute really, like the fake 911 quarter i got, made of plastic, should outlast the real ones.

 

[jcdonaggio]

bunch of wankers on bbc2 now intellectualizing about him

 

[Reets]

$132. for the newspaper announcing his death.
http://tinyurl.com/krp3rx

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

$132. for the newspaper announcing his death.
http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-YORK-TIMES-Michael-Jackson-Died-Death-RIP-Newspaper_W0QQitemZ190317207767QQcmdZViewItemQQptZLH_DefaultDomain_0?hash=item2c4fca20d7&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=65%3A12|66%3A2|39%3A1|72%3A1205|240%3A1318|301%3A1|293%3A1|294%3A50

Eh, how do you make it go all small?

If you go to tinyurl.com or a similar site and enter it into the box there and it makes it al small.

 

[ann post]

they just went small anyway for me

 

[Reets]

they just went small anyway for me

Michael has that effect on people.

 

[ann post]

Michael had that effect on people.

fixed

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

He liked 'em small.