heil hansard (1 Viewer)

[dick lomax]

brush: heil hansard, turd roish.

dick lomax: heheheeh.....hmmmmm.....

some ass at a frames gig: glen, play deh monkey song!

glen (jamaican accent): I'm the bananaman, I go uppa dat tree
I go downa dat tree, I go home for me tea

cowd: hyuck hyuh! yeeeharrrrr!

glen: now please welcome onto the stage my friend and yours, jimmy cocksmoker

jimmy (faux new york gangsta rapper accent):

the big monkey mama up in the tree eating all bananas y'all! word up! ya see? etc...

glen and jimmy dance around the stage throwing bananas to the crowd and making monkey noises.

jimmy: raps some more.

glen (jamaican accent): I'm the bananaman, I go uppa dat tree
I go downa dat tree, I go home for me tea
I'm the bananaman, and I drink me Coca Cola
And I play me rock'n'rolla down by the sea.

crowd: yeeehaaaar!

 

[ICUH8N]

Now see here. People have been dissing Hansard for as long as I can remember. There's a lot of good material out there, viz Osama Van Halen's "Goodtime Vs Hansard @ la Seinfeld (Hansard is Newman)" sketch, and about a dozen other memorable disses. Realistically, you're going to have to do better than the above, or people will deride you for being unimaginative, and maybe even accuse you of being a sympathiser

 

[ernesto]

jesus.

 

[dick lomax]

There's a lot of good material out there, viz Osama Van Halen's "Goodtime Vs Hansard @ la Seinfeld (Hansard is Newman)" sketch, and about a dozen other memorable disses.

i wish my one were made up...


and then they all put on those white hats.

 

[ernesto]

jesus x2

 

[tripoli]

jesus x2

x2

 

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[Brush]

 

[Yurn!]

Aw isn't he just adorable...

 

[Brush]

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[Yurn!]

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Isn't that the cover of Aphex Twin's new single 'Come to Glenny'???

 

[glen]

Everyone knows RKS is the Trike-King Bursh.

 

[Brush]

Thats cos Glne Hansard is a plagarising unoriginal bastard.

Any chance of another silke-off. That was funny

 

[MDR]

Whenever the Frames come up all i can think of is Mr Tumnus from the lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

http://www.thestonetable.com/images/medialibrary/tumnusweta.jpg

 

[glen]

Thats cos Glne Hansard is a plagarising unoriginal bastard.

Any chance of another silke-off. That was funny

Wavioli can't take the pressure.

 

[Brush]

Wavioli can't take the pressure.

Did you hear that Ralph. Glen dosent think you've got what it takes. I wouldnt stand for that.

 

[sugar_referee]

Whenever the Frames come up all i can think of is Mr Tumnus from the lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe.

http://www.thestonetable.com/images/medialibrary/tumnusweta.jpg

you know, now I come to think of it, thats exactly how I imagined Mr Tumnus.

I never liked him he was a two faced little cunt

 

[glen]

Did you hear that Ralph. Glen dosent think you've got what it takes. I wouldnt stand for that.

He's not in work today - he's got the Runs of Doom® after coming second
in that Actimel® Challenge® on Grafton Street last night®.

 

[Brush]

He's not in work today - he's got the Runs of Doom® after coming second
in that Actimel® Challenge® on Grafton Street last night®.

If I were Ralph right now I'd be Incensed by such comments.

 

[glen]

Heh, yeah.

Ralph has gay.