Greatest newspaper headline ever. (1 Viewer)

[Johnnyc]

"Apple Crumble!" front cover of The Sun, Sept. 12th 2001.

Classic.

 

[Ferox13]

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[Yurn!]

Showing remarkable sensitivity to the mental illness of a national treasure:

'BONKERS BRUNO BANGED UP!!!'

 

[La La]

DAVID TAKES ELTON UP THE AISLE

after their wedding. it's posted up on the wall in work

 

[JohnnyRaz]

Showing remarkable sensitivity to the mental illness of a national treasure:

'BONKERS BRUNO BANGED UP!!!'

'man stabbed by brush'-evening hearld, some time in the late 90s

 

[Yurn!]

DAVID TAKES ELTON UP THE AISLE

after their wedding. it's posted up on the wall in work

funny, i though elton would do the ramming in that relationship

 

[La La]

funny, i though elton would do the ramming in that relationship

unlike you and georgie pie, some couples like to 'mix it up' instead of assigning roles and sticking to them

 

[Yurn!]

unlike you and georgie pie, some couples like to 'mix it up' instead of assigning roles and sticking to them

You gotta love what you do LaLa.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

 

[righteous harmony]

i'm still a big fan of 'incredulous polish deny eating our swans'

 

[dAndAn]

FR. PANTS DOWN!​

Front page of yesterdays Sun.

hahahahahaha....​

 

[La La]

BLAIR SWITCH PROJECT

right now in the sun.

hahahahaha

 

[ernesto]

although from The Onion:

MAN HAS NAKED WOMAN FETTISH!

genius

 

[therealjohnny]

one more time

 

[La La]

message in a brothel


god sometimes the sun really does nail it.

regarding sting's alleged visit to a .....well a brothel

 

[kika]

O'REILLY TAKES A DUMP




The Star when Denis O'Reilly bought some land that used to be a dump to redevelop it. Was a while back but I do love it.

 

[Lili Marlene]

message in a brothel


god sometimes the sun really does nail it.

regarding sting's alleged visit to a .....well a brothel

they seriously couldn't think of any puns involving roxanne?

the song about a prostitute?



well neither can I

 

[Wilbert]

I like the one the Herald had around the time it was looking like Dickie Rock might go to prison for some creative tax returns.

JAILHOUSE ROCK?

 

[La La]

they seriously couldn't think of any puns involving roxanne?

the song about a prostitute?



well neither can I

yeah but that's toooooo obvious, don't ya think?


i love to hate the sun, but i love to love their headlines

 

[La La]

sorry to bump this, but this damn headline made me chuckle all day.

in today's Daily Mail:

Fergie used to be woken by a prince, but now it's a flashgun from a passing photographer

accompanied by these classics:

hahaha.