girly thread warning!!!!!!!! the whole "shebang" waxed off??? (1 Viewer)

[Lefty Frizzell]

popular in silicone valley, apparently.

maybe they should call it getting a 'silicone valley'
!bog

Its even more popular in Australia. Its the second most common form of cosmetic surgery over there. Daz white balloon knots a go-go.

 

[The Schnapper]

Where can I get some of this arse bleach for my hole?

 

[Osama Van Halen]

ALLAAHH

QUAANNNNDO!!!

 

[broken arm]

"i'm not putting my dick anywhere near that"

 

[krystal]

But I thought the issue was what it looks like, not what it feels like?

Nobody ever accuses women who don't like the appearance of (equally natural) facial hair of being paedophiles.

I think it's kind of weird - I said it further up the thread. If you're expecting an adult man to be entirely hair free then you're really expecting the impossible, unless of course you're going out with duncan goodhew.

 

[La La]

Its even more popular in Australia. Its the second most common form of cosmetic surgery over there. Daz white balloon knots a go-go.

there is something fitting about having something julian carey-related in a post about bum bleach

 

[Pedronimus]

What sort of a man would get a girl's knickers off and then change his mind for aesthetic reasons?

probably the sort of man that doesn't like very hairy minges.

 

[Catwoman]

Post-shave itch and rash can be prevented by a liberal smearing of aloe Vaseline.

Just thought I'd let yis know.

 

[Hector Grey]

Post-shave itch and rash can be prevented by a liberal smearing of aloe Vaseline.

Just thought I'd let yis know.

so while you're down there with a palm full of vasaline... do you ever feel the need for a quick poke?

 

[Psychotic no 2]

Some practical advice...

DON'T GO TO BLUE EIRU (there's been cold wax, litigation, ripped-off skin from the armpits, 40-minute long bikini waxes....)

DO EXPECT TO HAVE TO TAKE YOUR KNICKERS OFF - D'uh

DO EXPECT TO HAVE TO HOLD YOUR LEGS BEHIND YOUR HEAD - D'uh

DO OBJECT IF YOUR KNICKERS AREN'T BACK ON IN UNDER 10 MINUTES (a professional will usually have the whole procedure done in 8 minutes).

DO GRAB A SNEAKY EXTRA BIG DOLLOP OF THE TEA-TREE MOISTURISER WHEN YER WAN LEAVES THE ROOM TO LET YOU GET DRESSED

The pain experience is totally dependent on the person. I know a girl who has to take anti-histamines (sp?) and smoke a joint before she gets it done...I always found it no worse than your average smear. *shrug* Still, it's a bitch to maintain and looks nasty growing out AND costs you €50 a month.
If you're looking for somewhere really professional and efficient and super-fast, go to Revive on the Milltown Road.

 

[dudley]

I think it's unfair and bizarre that it seems to be considered 'gross' and somehow wrong (perhaps not so much in europe maybe but it's definitely much more prevalent in the states) to leave things as they are. And to feel you have to do these things to either please others or to fit a convention.

i've always had the impression that most blokes don't actually care that much about bodily hair on the ladies, only cos it's only ever women i hear expressing disgust at it


note to self: am spending too much time at random BT make up counters

 

[The Schnapper]

"i'm not putting my dick anywhere near that"

Is that the Whickerman??

 

[Jerry Twig]

i've always had the impression that most blokes don't actually care that much about bodily hair on the ladies, only cos it's only ever women i hear expressing disgust at it


note to self: am spending too much time at random BT make up counters

you'd be wrong there dudley, you'd be very wrong!

but who cares? obviously kirstie....

 

[Psychotic no 2]

i've always had the impression that most blokes don't actually care that much about bodily hair on the ladies, only cos it's only ever women i hear expressing disgust at it

I think you're right. I really can't imagine a man objecting on that basis - 'oh, you've got hair there? Sorry, I don't do that.' Likewise, I can't imagine any woman objecting to a man who had shaved his bollocks. Okay, so she might laugh at him later and tell all her friends, but yeah, the pressure probably comes from the sistahood. Women = Bitches. *sigh*

I think as one gets older, gulp, one tends to accept one's body and its hair a bit better.

 

[krystal]

Oh it is women. Totally. I wasn't trying to accuse men, just conventions. Or it's the sort of man who thinks that fake boobs are what actual boobs look like - i.e. a deluded fool. Thankfully not too many of them about over the age of approx 15.

i've always had the impression that most blokes don't actually care that much about bodily hair on the ladies, only cos it's only ever women i hear expressing disgust at it


note to self: am spending too much time at random BT make up counters

 

[krystal]

you'd be wrong there dudley, you'd be very wrong!

but who cares? obviously kirstie....

have you got a problem with me having a problem with society not letting women be au naturel if that's what they so choose?

 

[dudley]

soleil moon frye had breast reduction surgery when she was 15


note to self: stop watching E!

 

[krystal]

so did tiffany amber theissen

soleil moon frye had breast reduction surgery when she was 15


note to self: stop watching E!

 

[sweetoblivion]

why do women want no pubes? is this to satisfy men who are actually closet pedophiles?

It's bizarre.

1. I'd imagine you'd have to have nothing on your nethers, yes
2. I'd say it'd hurt like fuck
3. I'd say it'd itch like fuck as it was growing back and the urge to have a good auld scratch whilst at work / in supermarket queue would be enormous.

and as you have to exfoliate like a mad thing every couple of days after (except the two days directly after) to avoid those lovely ingrown hairs, you'd be getting nasty grainy bits all over your...bits. {I saw that E! THS, Dudley...they're sadly, sadly addictive. Doesn't her face look completely different now to when she was younger?}

 

[snakybus]

this thread is the best