FREE WARP GIG!! (THURS JULY 22) (2 Viewers)

[jane]

But she's sooooooooooo cute. Kittens are so much nicer than vomit.

If you make a kitten out of vomit...

Oh, and, um, Billy didn't puke on me, and I can prove it: I've got no new lipstick.

I have a bad feeling that I'm somehow jinxing myself with all this joking about being puked on.

 

[avernus]

What we can learn from all this is that love conquers puke.

also:

• going to wesley results in spagetti bolognaise down your back.
• bunkbeds are potentially a vomit trap.
• kittens eat worms.

 

[jane]

What we can learn from all this is that love conquers puke.

This is Billy's clever, bile-centred take on 'rock, paper, scissors'.

 

[jane]

also:

• going to wesley results in spagetti bolognaise down your back.
• bunkbeds are potentially a vomit trap.
• kittens eat worms.

I used to have a purple swimming cap. One day, it went missing, and I went a bit frantic looking for it, in that way that even the most inconsequential item can drive you nuts if you just don't know where you put it.

Eventually, I found it. In the garden. The dog had eaten it, apparently, in just a few bites. And he hadn't puked it up his front hole...

 

[avernus]

I used to have a purple swimming cap. One day, it went missing, and I went a bit frantic looking for it, in that way that even the most inconsequential item can drive you nuts if you just don't know where you put it.

Eventually, I found it. In the garden. The dog had eaten it, apparently, in just a few bites. And he hadn't puked it up his front hole...

well!

 

[jane]

well!

Yes, and needless to say, I chose to get a new swimming cap.

Kept the dog, though. Think he learned his lesson about latex.

 

[avernus]

Yes, and needless to say, I chose to get a new swimming cap.

Kept the dog, though. Think he learned his lesson about latex.

dogs will be dogs. my dog however, is very fussy about what she eats.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

purple crepps

batdance!

heh heh, yes, i had a couple of batman t-shirts too.

 

[avernus]

heh heh, yes, i had a couple of batman t-shirts too.

I hope you kept them. you can never have too many batman t-shirts.

 

[billygannon]

My good sister recalled a time when she was on the public bus and overheard a working-class fellow say:

"I bleedin' yopped all over her".

 

[avernus]

My good sister recalled a time when she was on the public bus and overheard a working-class fellow say:

"I bleedin' yopped all over her".

hehehe nothing quite like the bus for a bit of vomit/vomit talk.

 

[jane]

hehehe nothing quite like the bus for a bit of vomit/vomit talk.

[raises hand]

"Yes, down the back, dear." (heh heh)

"Um, well, considering that Yop is a yogurt drink, and yogurt is kinda like something that isn't vomit, do you think maybe it wasn't puke he was taking about?"

"Down in front!"

That's what she said.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

eugh, highly amusing and disgusting at the same time.

 

[billygannon]

Remember that story that guy was telling last night at the gig about the couple who broke up when the guy puked up when he saw the girl naked.

 

[jane]

eugh, highly amusing and disgusting at the same time.

If you add 'drop-dead gorgeous', that pretty much sums me up.




if you drop the 'gorgeous' part.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

If you add 'drop-dead gorgeous', that pretty much sums me up.




if you drop the 'gorgeous' part.

i'd put it more like "wickedly intelligent, engaging, "real" and gorgeous". why do you think you're not gorgeous? billy, tell jane she's gorgeous.

 

[billygannon]

These days we call him Lucky John.

 

[thegoone]

i bleedin yopped on her
yoink!
so many uses

 

[jane]

i'd put it more like "wickedly intelligent, engaging, "real" and gorgeous". why do you think you're not gorgeous? billy, tell jane she's gorgeous.

Ha ha, I'm not fishing for compliments...but if there're some going...
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I have, however, been told, 'If you was crack, I'd smoke yiz!' Best line ever. Made me wish I'd been born in a phial.

 

[Zeelander]

Things what have made me retch today- garlic and pesto scrambled eggs. What kind of sick unit eats that shit? I was too hungover at the time to appreciate how weird and wrong it tasted, but thinking about it now makes me feel pretty queasy. Shadetek was a bit hit and miss for me last night, but I really dug Chris Clark.