Ever had intercourse with a celebrity? (1 Viewer)

[avernus]

My brother's friend shagged Peaches.

Edit: plus, i just realised, my other brother interviewed her. How curious.

bullshit, Roxy, bullshit

 

[roxy]

bullshit, Roxy, bullshit

actually, no.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

i did a plc course with Nelly

 

[ICUH8N]

I'd say "Introduction to Straight Thuggin" and "Getting Crunk 207" are both quite popular in Blanchardstown IT

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

one of our assignments was to brew your own crunk-juice

he's doing doing a masters in the university of hotlanta now

 

[ICUH8N]

Lil' John is guest lecturing?

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

the cash money millionaires just got a huge research grant

 

[ICUH8N]

I bet the school hymn is "DIPSET DIPSET"

 

[avernus]

what's 'crunk'? seems like the kind of word that needs to be used frequently.

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

if you gotta ask, you don't need to know

 

[avernus]

if you gotta ask, you don't need to know

insufficient answer. I need to know.

 

[It Will Never Last]

Back on topic.

I once wanked over a picture of Meg Ryan. I felt we really connected.

 

[BC]

"crunk" = crazy drunk

 

[avernus]

Back on topic.

I once wanked over a picture of Meg Ryan. I felt we really connected.

sick

 

[cpr]

sick

on that note back to intercourse- a girl I went to school with sister was going out with ronan keating when we were in school. She popped his cherry and was convinced they were gonna be together forever (or 4eva as she probably would have written) but was really upset when he said in the papers that he didn't have a girlfriend and was staying a virgin till he got married. He obviously realised there were plenty more fish in the sea and dumped the poor lass. so she did the dignified thing and sold her story to the news of the world.
Imagine the shame of being dunped by ronan keating tho.

 

[avernus]

on that note back to intercourse- a girl I went to school with sister was going out with ronan keating when we were in school. She popped his cherry and was convinced they were gonna be together forever (or 4eva as she probably would have written) but was really upset when he said in the papers that he didn't have a girlfriend and was staying a virgin till he got married. He obviously realised there were plenty more fish in the sea and dumped the poor lass. so she did the dignified thing and sold her story to the news of the world.
Imagine the shame of being dunped by ronan keating tho.

my sister turned him down in some club one time. also, he lived up the road from me. he tried to get into Mass with a pint once.

 

[Mermade.]

closest ive come is being groped by mark e smith and having his tongue in my ear .. thankfully it ended there..

 

[A Cream Lolly]

If his tongue was there, his teeth probably dropped down your dress..

He tried it on with me too the dirty hoor

 

[krystal]

yiz lucky bitches

 

[A Cream Lolly]

yiz lucky bitches

Hey, I'm all man. Which is in stark contrast to Mark E Smith, who is most likely made up of various parts of various men, and, yes, maybe women too