I had a lump in my throat during Elton John's performance at Princess Diana's funeral.
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what ISN'T?jesus damian, this sound like a reason to have a drink.
I've got a lump in my pants
if you find a lump, no matter where it is, your first instinct should be to go to the doctor
see, that's the problem with the world today...everybody runs to the doctor when they find the tiniest thing out of the ordinary.if you find a lump, no matter where it is, your first instinct should be to go to the doctor
Right.It could also be a severely inflamed gland. Most cysts don't actually hurt.
see, that's the problem with the world today...everybody runs to the doctor when they find the tiniest thing out of the ordinary.
the lump is going away. if i had've gone to the doc i would've wasted both his time and mine.
Did you shit yourself?
This is true! I have two lumps on my chest and my doctor's always ringing me to come back in to have them checked. Sometimes even in the middle of the night. Says if they aren't checked all the time they could turn toxic and destroy the city.
Not taking any chances. He's the doctor, not me. At least I think he's a doctor. That's what it says on his shed.
No its more like an engorged cucumber straining against taut denim in a vacuum chamber
Hmm, I have those too, since I was about 13, but my doctor said not to worry about them... maybe I should change doctors.
Yea, you should go to mine. His name is Dr Booby McFeelfeel. He's not in the phone book, though, too exclusive. If you myspace him a picture of yourself in the nip, he can pre-diagnose you and treat you right away. I also go to his specialist colleague Fingers McGee. His hands aren't cold like most doctors'.
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