embarrassing household moments (1 Viewer)

[billygannon]

I'm aware of the fact that women don't have penises.

Some women do.

 

[Space]

Some women do.

And ladyboys they're women too aren't they?

 

[RSJ]

Perhaps you could engineer some scenario where he could see your boobs so as to redress the balance?
Fairs fair, like!

This is in fact the truth. In the interest of karma and all that shite.

 

[Jerry Twig]

Some women do.

Some do, but they are the exception to the rule.
More men have boobs.

 

[Hector Grey]

Hey now,
That's why its called morning wood. It's as common as sunrise.
Sure last month I left the flat later than usual and I passed my female flatmate (not the hairy legged one, so calm down) with the bathroom door open having a shower. Full view. I usually leave an hour earlier than her, see, and i have to pass the bathroom on my way out.
Total shock. Starkers.
I actually said "Morning".
and he said "oh, I thought you were gone."
"eh, no....ok, bye".
"see ya"

It felt like an hour! It was funny as hell, though. So I wouldn't worry about a boxer boner, it could always be worse.

nice one, did you get a boner? now that wood have been embarrasing, he all in the nip and lathered up, you with a trouser tent. this thread is fascinating stuff. i've never seen anyone naked, not even me.

 

[Hector Grey]

This is in fact the truth. In the interest of karma and all that shite.

i see what you're getting at.. maybe on teh internet or something.. if only there was such a thing...

 

[Janer]

that at 9:30 this morning, i happened upon him with an erection.
i know this shit happens and im not a prude at all, but come on man, first thing in the morning? and today of all days? why didn't he wait in his room til it had gone down?

i'm not a bitch, i'm not gonna bring it up or be overtly awkward around him tonight, but.......ugh ugh ugh the image is etching itself into my brain.
!bog

1) Most common time of a blokes erection is 1st thing in the morning
2) You want/need cock



Very serious on both counts.

 

[Buzzo]

Bleedin scarlet...

 

[Jerry Twig]

he all in the nip and lathered up, you with a trouser tent. this thread is fascinating stuff. i've never seen anyone naked, not even me.

SHE, Hector. She didn't have a penis. She had boobs though.

 

[Super Dexta]

i walked in on my flatmate in the shower once. i came home at some random time, as students do, and she was there soaping up with both the bathroom door and the shower door open. then she nearly died of embarrassment. the thick eejit.

 

[The Schnapper]

Was it a nice lookin cock anyway?

 

[Jerry Twig]

Snap - as in the think eejit, except that this eejit wasn;t at all morto.

 

[Wilbert]

i walked in on my flatmate in the shower once. i came home at some random time, as students do, and she was there soaping up with both the bathroom door and the shower door open. then she nearly died of embarrassment. the thick eejit.

I don't know. I don't think these are accidents in the true sense of the word. Most people are in the habit of locking bathroom doors even if they're just brushing their teeth in there.

I don't think to myself when I'm home alone "There's nobody here so I won't bother with the time-consuming act of closing and locking doors."

These people want to be caught!

 

[Hector Grey]

SHE, Hector. She didn't have a penis. She had boobs though.

hum, that was a typo.. or was it just some deep seated desire for cock?
there's a lot of genetalia on this board recently.

 

[snakybus]

in fairness la la you coulda given him a handjob or something! poor lad.

 

[Wilbert]

in fairness la la you coulda given him a handjob or something! poor lad.

Yeah LaLa, help a guy out!

 

[billygannon]

I don't know. I don't think these are accidents in the true sense of the word. Most people are in the habit of locking bathroom doors even if they're just brushing their teeth in there.

I don't think to myself when I'm home alone "There's nobody here so I won't bother with the time-consuming act of closing and locking doors."

These people want to be caught!

I never lock the door when in the bathroom and on my own in the house.
What happens if the phone rings!!??? Answer me that!!!

 

[classic seanc]

Danger showering

 

[snakybus]

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[Jerry Twig]

was it just some deep seated desire for cock?

speak for yourself.

Wilbert, the easier explanation is probably that she's lived for years with her boyfriend in Holland and was abroad on a three month placement. Old habits I suppose. We didn't talk about it, strangely enough.
Still, I agree with you. How could you forget?