deadly fortune cookie fortune i got the other day. (1 Viewer)

[rampz]

"everybody will be famous for 15 minutes"

such wisdom.

 

[TrueLoveWaits]

"everybody will be famous for 15 minutes"

such wisdom.

Hmmm, sounds familiar...

 

[therealjohnny]

Come to think of it, that's probably where Warhol came up with it too

 

[rampz]

Hmmm, sounds familiar...

yeah, i think it was confucious

 

[TrueLoveWaits]

yeah, i think it was confucious

No I think they found it inscribed in hieroglyphics inside the valley of the kings, and hey those guys are still milking the fame...that's one accurate fortune cookie you got there

 

[shidheat]

mine said:

"every excess becomes a vice."

 

[Umfufu]

They seem to be "Well Known Phrase" cookies as opposed to fortune cookies

 

[Goff]

I'd prefer if they gave free chicken balls.

With "Eat Me" stamped on them.

 

[Hector Grey]

i got one once in americay that said "you will be happy with your wife for long time". having just been told that a friend of mine was getting engaged, i assumed it was for him, and gave it to him when i got home. little did i know i'd be married within the year..... cosmic. watch out for them things. they know

 

[Corey]

Mine said "BANG. AND THE DIRT IS GONE". I hope it was'nt referring to my missus.

 

[msbhaven]

mine said

"did you enjoy your greyhound?"

 

[Hector Grey]

mine said

"did you enjoy your greyhound?"

did you?

 

[msbhaven]

not really, a bit tough, and it was delivered by some punk knacker

 

[SONYMEGADRIVE]

will you remember me when you're famous, ramps?

will you extend a hand to your boy?

 

[Vinnie]

Mine was a bit long I thought. I gave up after the first "dream". Can someone read & give me the gist?

"You will have a dream that one day this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."

You will have a dream that one day on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.

You will have a dream that one day even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

You will have a dream that your four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.

You will have a dream today.

You will have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; one day right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls will be able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.

You will have a dream today.

You will have a dream that one day every valley shall be exalted, every hill and mountain shall be made low, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight, and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed, and all flesh shall see it together."

 

[Vinnie]

It says that you're gonna die real soon you spa.

 

[Hector Grey]

you're out of control. out. of. control.

 

[Pantone247]

my fortune was

"you'll meet a girl on a monday, take her for a drink on a tuesday, you'll be making love by Wednesday and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday and chill on Sunday"

 

[Hector Grey]

my fortune was

"you'll meet a girl on a monday, take her for a drink on a tuesday, you'll be making love by Wednesday and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday and chill on Sunday"

where will you find the time?

 

[Vinnie]

Apart from the girl, drink, make love & chill parts that's actually eerily accurate Pantone. Did it freak you out?

my fortune was

"you'll meet a girl on a monday, take her for a drink on a tuesday, you'll be making love by Wednesday and on Thursday & Friday & Saturday and chill on Sunday"