Crud towns in Ireland (1 Viewer)

[Wavioli]

By passed now thankfullly.

yeah, they took their fuckin time though, what a depressing place!

 

[Chad]

corrofin co. clare.

stopped there once going on a shortcut from the cliffs of moher to galway. i got out to go to the shop and was proposed to by a woman wearing the german 1990 world cup jersey. the year was 1998.

shithole

anyone got the guts to say tuam?

 

[Space]

anyone got the guts to say tuam?

Been said, page one I think.

 

[classic seanc]

anyone got the guts to say tuam?

 

[Anthony]

Thanks for reminding me. Shannon it is.

 

[killy kill]

anyone got the guts to say tuam?

Said it...forgot Doneraile,Mullingar,Dungarvan,Roscrea and a jewel of a place called Scariff in Clare where i seen a woman washin' a pair of jeans on stones in the river that runs through it.2 years ago

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

THere a place near charlestown in mayo. It was a halting site in the twenties, and its the most insane town on the planet.
some stories i've head included killing sheep with hammers for the laugh, sticking their hand up the gee of some bird they know (in the car park of a night club, she applied the KY and stood by the car window while the guy in the passenger seat worked away - the car was full of lads), offering birds to each other when they're finished, neighbours riding neighbours wives. etc.

first night i met a group of lads from here was the first night they took E and the freaky freaks took about 8 each. anal hygiene has all the details.

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

thats swinford in mayo - fucking dump

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

its called Swinford

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

a mate of mine was in swinford, and while he was a bit pissed some local tried to get my mate to sleep with his cousin/daughter/girlfriend who was 15 years old. He decline, and later found out that the local yehaw was trying to stitch him up with the cops, and get him done for underage sex.

people of swinford - we salut you.

http://www.wklt.com/ellis&co/hillbilly.jpg

 

[broken arm]

THere a place near charlestown in mayo. It was a halting site in the twenties, and its the most insane town on the planet.
some stories i've head included killing sheep with hammers for the laugh, sticking their hand up the gee of some bird they know (in the car park of a night club, she applied the KY and stood by the car window while the guy in the passenger seat worked away - the car was full of lads), offering birds to each other when they're finished, neighbours riding neighbours wives. etc.

first night i met a group of lads from here was the first night they took E and the freaky freaks took about 8 each. anal hygiene has all the details.

yea. where was that? i was going to take a trip there for a sconse.

 

[todd_landers]

Bailieboro

Second highest town in Ireland!
Lowest IQ.
I'm from near there and any time I've gone out in Bailieboro I've been started on. Cunts!

Anyone from Delvin Co. Westmeath?
You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!!

 

[Juno]

I'd like to nominate Granard. Also Edgeworthstown, Ardee, Knock and a fucking terror of a village near Bunclody where a few of us had a very League of Gentlemen experience a few years back. I'd say to this day the Locals are still gawking in the direction in which we drove off.

 

[Anthony]

Firhouse.

 

[Osama Van Halen]

Firhouse.

SECONDED.... AND THROW PALMERSTOWN IN THERE TOO. WHAT HAVE THEY GOT?? NOTHIN'.... 'CEPT A DIY, A MENTAL HOSPITAL AND A GRAVEYARD.
ALLAHQUANDO!!!!

 

[killy kill]

We went to a pub("the highest pub in ireland") a few years ago in West Cork/Kerry border.The family that ran it were known locally as 'the tops' and after we woke a couple of them up and asked them for service, they seemed genuinely shocked that we wanted pints instead of bottles...sorta got the picture when they wiped the dust off the taps and things gained a special clarity when we tasted 'em.Ah but they were true and dascent people all the same

 

[Jerry Twig]

fuckin carlow as well. i often wondered before i ended up there if it ever actually existed. it does, as a sort of vortex into a world of tracksuits and prams.

BTW - what are you on about last call?

 

[Catwoman]

I'd really like to nominate Sligo. What a dump. Out of all the "interesting" things to see in that town, this was my favourite:

 

[RSJ]

a mate of mine was in swinford, and while he was a bit pissed some local tried to get my mate to sleep with his cousin/daughter/girlfriend who was 15 years old. He decline, and later found out that the local yehaw was trying to stitch him up with the cops, and get him done for underage sex.

There's always a catch with underage sechs, int there. Had your mate done something against yer man, or was he just stuck for something/one to do?

 

[Dr Winston Umbogo]

There's always a catch with underage sechs, int there. Had your mate done something against yer man, or was he just stuck for something/one to do?

man, it happened about 7 years ago - god knows what the hillbillys reasons were. I think it was leading up to a bit of blackmail or some shit.