Crisps (1 Viewer)

[Hector Grey]

salt flavoured maize.

whats your favourite nik nak? i like lemon and scampi and i like cream and cheeze.

they're all good. i really don't mind, i'll have any nak.

cheesy whatsits.. god they're great. here you know when you're in the pub and they have scampi fries and bacon fries... has anyone ever had one of those cheese flavoured moments?

 

[The]

eh..can I have two packets of meanies and 30 jellies like. Gimme some white mice too.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

they're all good. i really don't mind, i'll have any nak.

cheesy whatsits.. god they're great. here you know when you're in the pub and they have scampi fries and bacon fries... has anyone ever had one of those cheese flavoured moments?

they're very rare hector. you'd have to get up very early in the mornin to get them.

So this guy goes to the doctor...

Guy: I have a embarrassing problem.

Doc: Ok whats the matter?

Guy: my penis has turned orange.

Doc: hmmm...that is embarrassing, however I think it could be stress related. Hows your personal life.

Guy: well my wife left me 6 months ago...and I lost my job soon after that...i went on the dole and I'm livin in a bedsit now. Its then I noticed that my plonker had turned orange.

Doc: yes, this is quite common. You need to become more active, get out more and try and get back to work. What are you doing with your time these days?

Guy: not much really, just sittin at home, wankin and eatin wotsits.

 

[muffin]

The old schoolyard rhyme

Yum yum
pigs bum
apple tart
and chewing gum

we used to say
yum yum
pigs bum
cabbage
and potatoes..

sorry for callin ya a mentalist!

 

[Hector Grey]

we used to say
yum yum
pigs bum
cabbage
and potatoes..

sorry for callin ya a mentalist!

same here
that other one must be for prods

 

[BC]

scampi fries
skips
bacon fries
hula hoops (salt and vinegar)
waffles

 

[portrid]

Ok, you people all seem to be in a rut - but I'm here to save you.

Track these down:

Crimps (especially the black pepper variety). Forget fucking Hot Lips and the like - these are truly the Hitler of crisps

 

[talkingllama]

1. meanies
2. cheese and onion tayto.

I remember making cheese, tayto and cress sambwiches in school when i was kid. yum!

 

[ernesto]

jaysus, i forgot all about these, used to love them.

\\no one into the ol thai sweet chilli, no?

i am in love with Thai Sweet Chilli crisps (or crips as my gran would say)

 

[ernesto]

bacon fries

savage

 

[ms.b.haven]

hahahahahahaaaaaaa ha

gay boy

and i like cream and cheeze.

 

[BC]

savage

my favourite is a bacon strip that tastes of scampi fries.... cunning linguistics yummyyum

 

[kings lead hat]

Well, what's your favourite packet of crisps?

I think i'm gonna have to go for Walkers, thai sweet chilli.

prod.


snax all the way

 

[Cormcolash]

Thai Rings. Only 20p and lovely.

 

[tripoli]

prod.


snax all the way

SNAX.....pick a daycent packigge o crips if your gonna pick any at all.
prod hater.

 

[ernesto]

how's that work then?

scampi..baco......taste of.. what the fudge?

 

[F. Fred Palakon]

I have just scoffed most of a pack of McCoys Jalapeno Chilli with Cheese crisps, sorry, 'flavour ridge cut potato chips' with a jar of Dorito's salsa, and my god it was delicious.

 

[La La]

one of the girls i work with just came back from ireland - and brought me some tayto's. god bless her.

if anyone wants to send care-packages containing these spudlicious wonders, feel free.