CHRISTMAS ALBUMS THAT ARE NOT CRAP (1 Viewer)

[ratmonkey]

james brown "funky christmas"


oh hang on... it's utter shite

but it's got such classics as Santa Claus Go Straight To The Ghetto...



V/Vm's Christmas Pudding thing is on their site somewhere
www.brainwashed.com/vvm

 

[MDR]

Perry Como's Season's Greetings
I don't like "The story of the first Christmas" but the rest is amazing (and it has God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen)
Also the version of "The Holly and the Ivy" on "The Only Christmas Album You'll Ever Need" is mind-blowing. I shit you not - a smallish church choir singing in counterpoint, worth buying the album for this alone

The Holly and The Ivy is my fave xmas song.

 

[avernus]

Any Frankie xmas album...especially if it includes "The Christmas Waltz" - best chrimbo song ever. I would also accept any Deano xmas album, cos that brother is awesome.

you know that horrendous "rubba dubba dubb dubba dubb dubb dubb..wish I could be home for christmas" song? its simultaneously awful and amusing. I do hate it, and yet it always makes me laugh. maybe I love it. but its terrible.


I just tried to get the barman in the pub to play some Sinatra...motherfucker wouldnt. humbug to that fuck!

 

[dudley]

soulful christmas tree by james brown is amazing


"merry christmas, happy new year,
i love you, have good cheer!
you bought my records, came to see my shows
thats why james brown, love you so"

 

[ddmurph]

V/Vm's Christmas Pudding thing is on their site somewhere
www.brainwashed.com/vvm

haha, in their own words that compilation is

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http://brainwashed.com/vvm/releases_vvm_/offal05.htm

they've loads of christmas stuff ... http://brainwashed.com/vvm/releases_discog.htm ... featuring such classics as

Merry Xmas Bastard
Pull Our Christmas Cracker
santa claws is conning your town
misery and suffering forever
who gobbled gobleys wobblers wobbler ??
last Kristmas* you burst all my warts..
BANNED AID with JANSKY NOISE - Do They Know It's Christmas Time?


bah humbug!

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[nlgbbbblth]

I break out Phil Spector every December. It's life-affirming stuff

also that Low Christmas

plus Elvis Presley - Elvis's Christmas Album

 

[pete]

I break out Phil Spector every December. It's life-affirming stuff

http://www.cnn.com/2003/LAW/11/20/spector.charges/

 

[ddmurph]

The worst ever Christmas compilation, sick Christmas hits made even sicker. The perfect christmas gift for that cousin you hate or that aunty and uncle you can't stand.

i disagree with this by the way. i'd imagine this is a lot worse (about as bad as it could get really i'd say)

although it's not a compilation i suppose. still, happy christmas everyone.

 

[SadieOutlaw]

I break out Phil Spector every December. It's life-affirming stuff

also that Low Christmas

plus Elvis Presley - Elvis's Christmas Album

i *love* the elvis christmas album, except that really odd song "mama liked the roses", what an awful song.

every christmas since i was very little the mcgrath family have been listening to the same tape over and over. it's got the elvis album on one side and frank sinatra's christmas album on the other. oh boy it gets me very excited

 

[stunning]

'A Charlie Brown Christmas' by the Vince Guaraldi Trio.

Fuck yes! We used to play this in the indie-record store I worked at in Chicago...EVERYONE loves it. Oh, I gotta dig it out...shit, hope its not back home.

 

[mendozy]

Arab Strap's To All A Good Night EP

Fan-fucking-tastic

 

[mendozy]

"c" is for your little clit when i go down beneath. "h" is for your pubic hair that sticks between my teeth. "r" is for your rectum, that "i" fuck with my dick. christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick. "s" is for your shitty asshole, clinkers 'round your bum, "t" is for your massive tits that make me want to cum. "m" is for masturbation, when you're not here with me. "a" is for the agony of catching your vd. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my prick, christmas comes but once a year and makes me fucking sick. "s" is for the syphilis that rots away my ding-dong merrily along, the chapel bells are ringing. ding-dong merrily along, my fucking balls are swinging. whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa whoa whoa, whoa, whoa whoa....the chapel bells are ringing. (more whoa's) ...my fucking balls are swinging!

Gosh that's dirty first thing in the morning. Do exsqueeze my French (or that of The Yobs).

 

[stunning]

This is from 1967. Its my favorite Christmas album of all time.

Her version of Jingle Bells is a great laugh.
Her version of Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas from Judy Garland's movie Meet Me In St. Louis makes me cry.
...and I've never heard ANYONE sing Ave Maria like this Jewish woman!

Its brilliant...and so very Christmas-y!

 

[cheryl]

Without a doubt, this

This record IS christmas for me, my dad plays it about 20 times every christmas day and I never tire of it. My dad rules.

i got a similar record last night in m&s. very excited about hearing "Rudolph the red nosed reindeer by The Supremes and "Jesus is love - The Commodores" (!)

 

[MDR]

I saw a christmas crooner thing in HMV - seemed to have all the definitive versions of stuff - 10.99 - seems like a decent buy.

 

[LMD64]

Her version of Jingle Bells is a great laugh.

shirley temple bar (she of TV bingo fame) does babs' version of "jingle bells" at bingo in the george on most sundays coming up to christmas. priceless. even without the tranny onstage it'd be priceless.

 

[MDR]

shirley temple bar (she of TV bingo fame) does babs' version of "jingle bells" at bingo in the george on most sundays coming up to christmas. priceless. even without the tranny onstage it'd be priceless.

I dunno Liam. Sounds kinda gay.

 

[LMD64]

I dunno Liam. Sounds kinda gay.

PRICK

 

[avernus]

Downloaded this yesterday. s'pretty entertaining. Ive got Sinatra, Deano, Bing Crosby, Nightmare Before Christmas and this on repeat.

ye gotta love that Bing Crosby + David Bowie duet.

 

[avernus]

on further listening, its actually exceptionally depressing.