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[ratmonkey]

what about forklifts?! i love them. i had a job once where i (and the other student job scheme lads) was allowed to drive the forklift but it had no brakes so if you wanted to stop it you had to stick it in reverse and press the accelorator. it worked as far as i recall

How to drive a forklift.

 

[Umfufu]

All these rules are only for learner drivers anyway.

Once you get your full licence you can whatever the fuck you want.
That's what I was taught.....or read somewhere........or just assumed......

 

[Mormon Nailer]

You can use the right hand lane for going straight through too.

Left lane is for first or 2nd exit.
Right lane is for 2nd or subsequent exits.

Only if there are 2 exist on the far side
or
If you are prevented from using the Left lane to go straight through.

 

[Pantone247]

some fucking lunatic motherfucker in a Micra

I'd totally buy a Micra, cheap, easy to drive, easy to park, if you get the 900cc version it's cheap to insure (bar the fact that you'll charged through the wazzoo anyhow) and if you ding it up a bit who gives a crap?

 

[therealjohnny]

All these rules are only for learner drivers anyway.

Once you get your full licence you can whatever the fuck you want.
That's what I was taught.....or read somewhere........or just assumed......

ha!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

How to drive a forklift.

I used to drive a teleporter that was great fun. And I drove on of those volvo BM things once.

its fantastic - it's like being on the bridge of a ship but you are going down the street.

And you dont need to worry about which lance you use on a roundabout - you can just plough through the middle.

 

[Umfufu]

I usually enter the roundabout in whichever lane has less cars & then exit wherever the fuck I want.

Indicators are a sign of weakness!

YEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

 

[Mormon Nailer]

I usually enter the roundabout in whichever lane has less cars & then exit wherever the fuck I want.

Indicators are a sign of weakness!

YEEEEEEEHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Clockwise is for pussies

 

[therealjohnny]

Someone I know once, when instructed to drive through a roundabout drove the car up and over the thing

she had a full licence too

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

mullingar has a new roundabout everytime i visit, the place is full of them and they're all ugly shitty looking things, mostly just painted in the middle of the junction so you wouldnt even know if you drive on it. and theyre painting lines all over the place too along the edges of roads, for cars to park in. it looks very messy. i also hate the orange street lights, they make everything look shit. i wish we could go back to the old white lamps.

 

[Wilbert]

Roundabouts were my biggest fear when learning to drive. I don't mind them now but they are stupid. America gets by without them, why can't we?

 

[Pantone247]

Americans don't use the letter 'U' either

but that doesn't make it right

 

[Wilbert]

Americans don't use the letter 'U' either

but that doesn't make it right

Fair point. I spoke too soon.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

has anyone ever driven around the arc de triomphe?

 

[Pantone247]

"look kids Big Ben! Tower of London... look kids Big Ben! Tower of London... look kids Big Ben! Tower of London... look kids Big Ben! Tower of London... look kids Big Ben! Tower of London..."

a shiny piece of rep to anyone who gets the reference

 

[Dromed]

National Lampoons yayyyyy!!

 

[Dromed]

has anyone ever driven around the arc de triomphe?

Driving around it though is safer than trying to cross the road to the fucking thing! There's no proper lights as far as i remember you just have to take your chances and car dodge.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Driving around it though is safer than trying to cross the road to the fucking thing! There's no proper lights as far as i remember you just have to take your chances and car dodge.

theres an underground walkway that you're supposed to use

 

[Dromed]

theres an underground walkway that you're supposed to use

Ah but where's the fun in that?

 

[wild_cat]

I used to drive a teleporter that was great fun. And I drove on of those volvo BM things once.

its fantastic - it's like being on the bridge of a ship but you are going down the street.

And you dont need to worry about which lance you use on a roundabout - you can just plough through the middle.

I thought it was against the law to drive these things on roads?