Break-ups (4 Viewers)

[Froog]

are jenny anniston and bradley pitt back together??
overheard someone three people across from me on a ryanair flight that they were.

 

[Lepra]

"Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over" - Jerry Seinfeld

"ya gotta do it like a band-aid..one motion!..right off!!"

 

[nooleen]

"Breaking up is like knocking over a Coke machine. You can't do it in one push. You gotta rock it back and forth a few times, and then it goes over" - Jerry Seinfeld

nah if you do that they think maybe there's still hope and refuse to topple with dignity, like when you start to fall over and keep thinking you might be able to save yourself but just prolong the embarrassment

 

[jonah]

i agree with nooly, as i said, you have to do it quickly with no room for interpretation. seems mean but its nicer in the long run

 

[David Kronenbourg]

brick through their window with note attached reading "u made me gey". done

 

[nooleen]

like when you start to fall over and keep thinking you might be able to save yourself but just prolong the embarrassment

like this, heh heh

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[Jelly_Block]

"it's not me, it's you"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

"it's not me, it's you"

or,"it's not you, it's the other girls i want to ride"

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

i failed at it today.

 

[jonah]

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

tomorrow...

 

[Reets]

tomorrow...

Sure you will B, sure you will!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Sure you will B, sure you will!

why does no one believe me?

 

[spuded]

why does no one believe me?

I believe you! And after you do it, drop down here* to drown your sorrows with booze and rock.


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[Reets]

why does no one believe me?

Because it's you!

 

[Wobbler]

Show her this thread

 

[Jill Hives]

Wait now. How did you get a girlfriend and already need to 'break-up' with her in a span of a month? Is this proof of the accelerated dating ritual here? Does one really need to 'break-up' after hanging out a few times? Sake.

 

[piggles]

these breakup songs here are killing me ... great stuff
http://www.readplatform.com/top-ten-heartbreak-songs/

 

[jonah]

best heartbreak song in my opinion, goodbye lucille # 1 by prefab sprout

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[piggles]

best heartbreak song in my opinion, goodbye lucille # 1 by prefab sprout

oh yeah that is a good one.

Keep those heartbreak songs coming!

Kings of Convenience are good for this kinda thing. soothing, like.