Break-ups (2 Viewers)

[ann post]

dont you mean zumbees?

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

Uhm ...

 

[jillface]

Best just wank over the memories.

I meant to type mammaries.

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

It's okay Wikipedia won't help him when the zombies get here.

its already done more than enough for me,thank you very much ms la rue

I meant to type mammaries.

i should have an answer to that but im stumped....

 

[Reets]

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to jillface again.

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

its already done more than enough for me,thank you very much ms la rue

If a vegan is turned into a zombie do they still eat brainz?

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

If a vegan is turned into a zombie do they still eat brainz?

once its not animal brains i dont see the harm.

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

Fair enough, I guess.

 

[classic seanc]

Duh, they just don't use food or products that derive from zombie animals.

 

[FiFi_LaRue]

Ah, of course, how silly of me!

 

[Reets]

I figure zombies have lost most of the things that separate us from the rest of the animals, so if they eat us they aren't eating their own species.
wait, is this the break up thread????

 

[Reets]

Any one else notice that its far harder to break up with a friend then a boyfriend?

 

[nooleen]

is this the barbecue bitch again?

 

[Reets]

Yeah, things have gone pretty awful, can't take a whole lot more of it but I'm one of her only close friends that's still around (aggression and a drink problem dont make for fun times) so I'm worried about what she'll do if I walk away.
I can handle most of it, but 3 times in the past year she's turned on me, anything I've ever told her gets thrown back at me, worst was the hour she spent screaming at me in the middle of town about what a bad parent I am and that Eve isn't a part of my life and that I'm ashamed to tell people about her confused:).
She's also started studing to be a counsellor so if I'm happy she says I'm manic and if it's been a bad day then I'm depressed, it's really fucking annoying.
but we've been friends for years and I still love the crazy bitch.

 

[cpr]

Telling you that you are a bad mum is enough reason to end the friendship. That's a get out clause if ever I heard one. Plus to have someone psychoanalyze you all the time is not good for your sanity...

 

[Moods For Mallards]

As a male person, I don't think I have ever had a friend who told me any 'home truths' or bothered me with character analysis.
As a result, I lack any self-awareness. Who am I? I'd ask of a night.

 

[cpr]

As a male person, I don't think I have ever had a friend who told me any 'home truths' or bothered me with character analysis.
As a result, I lack any self-awareness. Who am I? I'd ask of a night.

As a person of the female persuasion,I've never had a friend who dished out any character analysis.perhaps they were all too terrified to...and with good cause I'd wager....

By the way Moods, you are a sound lad called Padraig.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

True, true.

 

[nooleen]

you're a passive-aggressive, mildly narcissistic, happy-go-lucky depressive
am i right?

 

[Reets]

you're a passive-aggressive, mildly narcissistic, happy-go-lucky depressive
am i right?

You Madam, are a genius!