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[billygannon]

Grey squirrels are evil cunts. They may look all furry and cuddly, but they very very evil. They eliminated red squirrels. And now they have their eyes on us, humans. And they're from a planet called Goliathan. The last couple of points have yet to substantiated in a court of law.

 

[nlgbbbblth]

I saw a black squirrel in Croatia
Drinking water from a shore.

Didn't come out too clearly in the photos though

 

[God]

Squirrels are evil. The keep evil in their nut-holes.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by God
Squirrels are evil. The keep evil in their nut-holes.

Hello God, its me Pantone

*ahem*

anyway I made a bet with a mate of mine in the pub last night, prehaps you could settle it for us...do you *actually* exsist?

Theres a fiver in it

cheers boss!!

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by Pantone247
Hello God, its my Pantone

*ahem*

anyway I made a bet with a mate of mine in the pub last night, prehaps you could settle it for us...do you *actually* exsist?

Theres a fiver in it

cheers boss!!

who are you talking to?

 

[#10-7]

i just won four tickets to 'the walls' who are playing this saturday in the ambassador from mcd.ie.

i didn't even know i entered.

anyway, i won't be going.
so, anyone want them?
they are yours if you want.

you have 1 hour.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
who are you talking to?

theres a clue in the post hector

after the word "Hello..."

see if you can spot it

 

[God]

Originally posted by Pantone247
Hello God, its me Pantone

*ahem*

anyway I made a bet with a mate of mine in the pub last night, prehaps you could settle it for us...do you *actually* exsist?

Theres a fiver in it

cheers boss!!

Look, I'm not entering into your sordid betting games with your measly, rat-like friends. I've got loads of fivers up here in heaven. And I'm going to take that one of you. And your friend. Now, do some penance, before I give you a hiding ye little scut.

 

[Hector Grey]

Originally posted by Pantone247
theres a clue in the post hector

after the word "Hello..."

see if you can spot it

for. fucks. sake.

i can't believe you didn't get that. you're fired.

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by Hector Grey
for. fucks. sake.

i can't believe you didn't get that. you're fired.

aaaaahhhhhh..... that was a joke, wasn't it.







feel free to put me on your ignore list

 

[snakybus]

so anyway Pantone, the conversation was getting hot when I left, I was pissed off to leave

I wasn't sure if it was a darwinism v creationism debate (which would be daft) or a darwinism v contemporary evolutionary theories debate (which would make more sense)

 

[*The*Satan]

Jaysis, but yis are an awful annoyin' pain in de bollix, god.

 

[God]

Originally posted by *The*Satan
Jaysis, but yis are an awful annoyin' pain in de bollix, god.

Thou art a cunt.

 

[Derek Davis]

fuck's sake Billy, have you nothing better to do than talk to yourself?

on another note, today I mostly have an affliction known as "Thelma Mansfield minge breath".

 

[the watcher]

watch it

god, satan, you two kids better behave - i've got my eye on you.

 

[billygannon]

Originally posted by Derek Davis
fuck's sake Billy, have you nothing better to do than talk to yourself?

on another note, today I mostly have an affliction known as "Thelma Mansfield minge breath".

Thelma Mansfield... I would. 80s Thelma though.

 

[minka]

flesh-eating squirrel latest...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2415095.stm

 

[hop]

ha haa hahaha funniest thing in ages

imagine the grandfather assasin going out with his shotgun:

'I DEMAND VENGENCE!!!!!!'

crazy oul fellas wah?

 

[herv]

Originally posted by minka
flesh-eating squirrel latest...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/2415095.stm

even better...


"Squirrel gets nut"

"A part-time inventor from West Yorkshire suffered whiplash injuries when a squirrel landed on his head as he was testing out a feeding tray mounted on a hat.
Mike Madden, 48, was walking through woodland when the grey squirrel spied the nuts on the headwear.

The squirrel landed with such force that Mr Madden was knocked to the ground and injured his neck.

He said: "It felt solid when it hit me but I was lucky really because it could have taken my head off." "

 

[Pantone247]

Originally posted by hopper
ha haa hahaha funniest thing in ages

imagine the grandfather assasin going out with his shotgun:

'I DEMAND VENGENCE!!!!!!'

crazy oul fellas wah?

"...so the big question is are feeling lucky.... well are you PUNK!!!"