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[dudley]

not a veggie, no 8)

http://www.radostfx.cz

 

[Donkey OJ]

not a veggie, no 8)

http://www.radostfx.cz

ahh! a vegetarian club where you tolerate the meatlessness. gimme a shout if you ever want me to mistakenly pigeonhole you again

 

[mitochondrian]

finishing up in work now.god i'll missed thumped.
ah well i'll forget all about it when i'm in prague.wheeee!!!

see yeh rafter on deh roof.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

fair enough. is everyone being all nice today because they're afraid of being banned? it's very boring. it could be just monday i guess.

Oooooo, get her!

 

[Ex-User (250)]

most boring thread ever. jesus.

 

[It Will Never Last]

I think I'm going to be much happier as a sideways penguin.

Move to the Falklands, all the penguins are sideways down there. Or on their back.

One or t'other.

 

[It Will Never Last]

yeah i've heard loads about these prostitute and to be honest it's kinda freakin me out.i heard welceslas square is their haunt."avoid it like the plague".very reassurring i cant wait to go

True story...

I was accosted by a 40-something Czech hooker round the corner from the Tesco in Prague while stumbling blind-drunk back to my hotel after a night of double Johnny Walkers.

Czech prossie: You want sex?
Me: All the time love, but you remind me of my mother so no dice.
Czech prossie: Random Czech insults...

Made me laugh anyway.

p.s. I also chatted up a prostitute on a Limerick street one night, I was so pissed I had to be clued in by a passing mate on his way to a club. Fair play to her, she saw the funny side of the whole thing, we parted on good terms (but sans-coitus)

 

[guy of the tiger]

when I was in prague , a group of friends and I got lost and felt we were moving into a dodgy area, so we hailed a taxi , not realising it already had a fair. The driver recognised us as tourists, pulled over, kicked his fare out onto the street. She screamed and cursed at him, he cursed and shouted at her, we got in. he drove us.we tipped him.we're jerks.she was probably murdered.

True story...

I was accosted by a 40-something Czech hooker round the corner from the Tesco in Prague while stumbling blind-drunk back to my hotel after a night of double Johnny Walkers.

Czech prossie: You want sex?
Me: All the time love, but you remind me of my mother so no dice.
Czech prossie: Random Czech insults...

Made me laugh anyway.

p.s. I also chatted up a prostitute on a Limerick street one night, I was so pissed I had to be clued in by a passing mate on his way to a club. Fair play to her, she saw the funny side of the whole thing, we parted on good terms (but sans-coitus)

 

[ms.b.haven]

i liked these even if ye don't...kids are cool

A first grade teacher collected well known proverbs. She had twenty-five students in her class and she presented each child in her class the first half of a proverb and asked them to come up with the remainder of the proverb. It's hard to believe these were actually done by first graders.

Their insight may surprise you. While reading these keep in mind that these are first graders..... 6-year-olds, because the last one is classic!

1. Don't change horses......................until they stop running.

2. Strike while the .bug is close.

3. It's always darkest before . Daylight Saving Time.

4. Never underestimate the power of . termites.

5. You can lead a horse to water but . how?

6. Don't bite the hand that . looks dirty.

7. No news ..................................impossible.

8. A miss is as good as a . Mr.

9. You can't teach an old dog new . math.

10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll . stink in the morning.

11. Love all, trust . me.

12. The pen is mightier than the . pigs.

13. An idle mind is ............... the best way to relax.

14. Where there's smoke there's . pollution.

15. Happy the bride who . gets all the presents.

16. A penny saved is . not much.

17. Two's company, three's . the Musketeers.

18. Don't put off till tomorrow what . you put on to go to bed.

19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and ............ you have to

blow your nose.

20. There are none so blind as . Stevie Wonder.

21. Children should be seen and not . spanked or grounded.

22. If at first you don't succeed . get new batteries.

23.You get out of something only what you .see in the picture on the box.

24. When the blind lead the blind . get out of the way.

And the WINNER and last one!

25. Better late than .pregnant.

 

[thegoone]

ANALORD

check it :
http://www.rephlex.com/2001releases/analord10/analord10.html

whos your daddy?

Luke played me some of the hundreds of tracks earmarked for this Analord series and they are beautiful. More like SOSW & CW. But really good clear production. Lots of acid lines, but also a lot of melody & pads... Mostly analog(ue): 303, 606, 808, 909 and his collection of synths (a nice bit of chunky doepfer acid) but a few with breaks too.

(mike parasite)

 

[guy of the tiger]

i wonder are they anygood.

why cant he just release normal stuff anymore.

who's luke? and whats SOSW & CW?

ANALORD

check it :
http://www.rephlex.com/2001releases/analord10/analord10.html

whos your daddy?

Luke played me some of the hundreds of tracks earmarked for this Analord series and they are beautiful. More like SOSW & CW. But really good clear production. Lots of acid lines, but also a lot of melody & pads... Mostly analog(ue): 303, 606, 808, 909 and his collection of synths (a nice bit of chunky doepfer acid) but a few with breaks too.

(mike parasite)

 

[ms.b.haven]

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons/

which simpson are you?

 

[#10-7]

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons/

which simpson are you?

i wish you were maggie.

 

[thegoone]

@fancy
luke vibert
mike paradinas
surfing on sine waves
caustic window

didnt you used to like aphex twin?

 

[guy of the tiger]

i see.
yeah, i probably should have got that.. i was thinking selected ambient. i care becasue you do etc

i do think aphex is mostly radical. but I just wish he'd release a nice album instead of a bundle of tracks thrown into a double cd (ala Druqks) or a 2 track lp wrapped in a file-o-fax binder (ala this curretn project)

@fancy
luke vibert
mike paradinas
surfing on sine waves
caustic window

didnt you used to like aphex twin?

 

[Donkey OJ]

http://www.matthewbarr.co.uk/simpsons/

which simpson are you?

apparently i'm lisa. i don't understand.

 

[ms.b.haven]

For the sucking technique she has? you dirty homo

i wish you were maggie.

 

[ms.b.haven]

Well you like jazz?

apparently i'm lisa. i don't understand.

 

[thegoone]

yeah but this thing is going to have many records to fit into this filofax binder

therell probably be a new release every month for ten months

 

[Donkey OJ]

Well you like jazz?

aaah! that must be it. i thought my dress wearing days were over.