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[pete]

Career change time?

 

[pete]

http://www.btinternet.com/~crillboy/property_morephotos.cfm.htm


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[cookiemonster]

http://www.btinternet.com/~crillboy/property_morephotos.cfm.htm


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[mangler]

http://www.btinternet.com/~crillboy/property_morephotos.cfm.htm


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[ms.b.haven]

(Many of these jokes are funnier in the telling...even if they're really not that funny at all..and surprisingly most of them get a laugh or two once in a while)

What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef

What do you call a cow with two legs?
Lean beef

What do you call a cow that jumps over a barbed wire fence?
Udder destruction


What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear (no eye deer)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear (still no eye deer)

So...A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's wheel down his pants and the bartender asks him..Isn't that a bit annoying? and the pirate replies "Aye..its drivin' meh nuts."

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?
Matt

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
Bob

(sorry, i know it's monday and all)

 

[SadieOutlaw]

ms. b. those are some terrible jokes. did you add in the explanations yourself?

What do you call a deer with no eyes?
No idear (no eye deer)

What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs?
Still no idear (still no eye deer)

 

[ms.b.haven]

well i had to take you into consideration

i know, didn't i say they were awful at the beginning! you were warned

 

[SadieOutlaw]

well i had to take you into consideration

i know, didn't i say they were awful at the beginning! you were warned

fair enough. is everyone being all nice today because they're afraid of being banned? it's very boring. it could be just monday i guess.

 

[mitochondrian]

the headlines this morning........



they are caused by corduroy pillows.
thats how you tell a joke ms.b

 

[SadieOutlaw]

the headlines this morning........



they are caused by corduroy pillows.
thats how you tell a joke ms.b

not funny either, who has corduroy pillows?

 

[THRILLHO]

L@@K BRAND NEW VEEKER ML9 PAINTBALL MINI GUN

 

[ms.b.haven]

you're a bit moody today? not me, i'm in good form. incidently i have nothing against you either so

not funny either, who has corduroy pillows?

 

[Wavioli]

not funny either, who has corduroy pillows?

Jeez who died and made you Queen of hilarity?

Methinks someone's lookin for a fight...

 

[SadieOutlaw]

you're a bit moody today? not me, i'm in good form. incidently i have nothing against you either so

not moody, just bored, i have to go to bed soon so i'll be ready for night duty and i was hoping to be entertained for a while....i could've done something constructive with my morning but i chose to sit here. silly me

 

[Wavioli]

not moody, just bored, i have to go to bed soon so i'll be ready for night duty and i was hoping to be entertained for a while....i could've done something constructive with my morning but i chose to sit here. silly me

Constructive

yeh whatever sadie. why dont you go tidy your room, ye slob

 

[SadieOutlaw]

Jeez who died and made you Queen of hilarity?

Methinks someone's lookin for a fight...

mitochondrian knows i'm only messin
but i'll fight with you if you like?

 

[guy of the tiger]

clowns are funny

 

[guy of the tiger]

people diving incorrectly is also funny

http://images2.fotopic.net/?iid=y1s4mg&outx=600&oq=0

 

[cassette/tape]

clowns are funny

i think i went out with him for a while...

 

[guy of the tiger]

he looks like a nice mooch

i think i went out with him for a while...