best heckle? (1 Viewer)

[RSJ]

Or the one from popbitch a while ago, some guy, pissed, sees christopher walken coming out of a restaurant and goes up to him and says "christopher walken, i'm a really big fan man, say one of the lines from one of your films". Walken, taken aback says "one of my films eh? Let me see... Go fuck yourself, how about that?" and walks away smiling.

 

[Yurn!]

At ANY gig just shout out a loud request for 'Red Red Wine!' or 'Champagne Supernova!'.

Never fails.

 

[clonan attack]

At ANY gig just shout out a loud request for 'Red Red Wine!' or 'Champagne Supernova!'.

Never fails.

also works with "play Creep"

i quite liked the heckle from the guy who responded to canadian band Broken Social Scene's talking so much between songs with:
"do you'se blokes not speak French or sumthin?"

 

[Yurn!]

also works with "play Creep"

Evil Bandit is fond of 'Play the hit!' after every song, wether it be the 'hit' or not.

 

[piratio]

That reminds me of a story i head about Pennywise supporting Bad Religion. Two night stint in New York somewhere. Bad Religion spent ages slagging Pennywise the first night, saying how they'd ripped off their sound yadda yadda. So the next night Pennywise come out and play Bad Religion's set and leave, thus leaving Bad Religion to play the same set of songs... Again...

GRRRAAAWWWW!!!! I fucking hate BR - boring auld bastards. MODS!!!!!! Can I give Peeeeeneeeywise some serious rep for that. Make it happen.]

:heart:

Ooooh! Also -

Tenacious D DVD [Yeah... So!!!!]

Guy: "Play Freebird!!!!"

KG: "Seriously dude...?????"

Zinga.

 

[Lili Marlene]

Evil Bandit is fond of 'Play the hit!' after every song, wether it be the 'hit' or not.

'Play it again!' after every song is usually good too

 

[swingkid]

Get on with those songs...

Deko

Not Bad.... Not Bad at all....

After every song at a gig in leeds 6

 

[RSJ]

GRRRAAAWWWW!!!! I fucking hate BR - boring auld bastards.

Word. They're headlining a festival i'm going to in belgium in april. Fuck sake. Oh and ask mayse about the time he got beaten up by bouncers at their gig in the ambassador...

 

[Wilbert]

No, Michael Keaton.

Whose real name I think is actually Michael Douglas

 

[Yurn!]

Its me and Ben Richards dream to go to gigs for small bands with black bomber jackets, thick yellow lettering on the back A&R (much like FBI jackets) notepads in hand, and leerat said band from the front of the stage shaking our heads and looking disappointed. Occasionally taking notes.

 

[clonan attack]

i also like a firm "YES" as opposed to yeah or whoops, seems to really stand out.Just the one too.

 

[RSJ]

Its me and Ben Richards dream to go to gigs for small bands with black bomber jackets, thick yellow lettering on the back A&R (much like FBI jackets) notepads in hand, and leerat said band from the front of the stage shaking our heads and looking disappointed. Occasionally taking notes.

You should do that in the roisin dubh. Gugai's a big fan of the hecklers, especially for new bands.

 

[Yurn!]

You should do that in the roisin dubh. Gugai's a big fan of the hecklers, especially for new bands.

I'll do it if he gives me my Strange Brew T-shirt.

*hint*

 

[Hair Iron Madin]

whats the best heckle you've ever heard or shouted at a gig??

heard:

nina hynes on stage doing her plastic staros routine (after rednecks and jimmycake played support )

ms hynes: "this next song is a magical song"

heckler: "no its not"


needless to say it caused a bit of an uproar

 

[Happy Noodle Boy]

Another Broken Social Scene heckler: "What's it all ABOOT?!?"

 

[c0De_n1NjA]

at Gil scott heron. He comes on stage, off his head, sits at the keys and starts playing slowley, and talking. Really good shit, funny, witty stuff. After about ten minutes of theis some craker shouts:

" ah here! we came here for the singings, not for a line o' speil"

 

[tin robots]

my morning jacket supporting beck at the point

jim james: "hey were my morning jacket from kentucky......"
heckler: "we love your chicken!"

 

[Pantone247]

in Newcastle

heckler
"are you a lass?"

me
"ehhhhhhhh, no"

heckler
"are you a hemasex?"

actually if we're sharing hackles shouted at ones own self, Tom Silo drunkly at one of the ballroom of romance that House of Mexico played

"Jangle ya bastards"

 

[wild_cat]

At a sonicvista/bluemoose gig (shittie band from shouteast got into the charts I think about two years ago) :

My friend - "PLAY YOUR OWN FUCKING SONGS"
The bass player I think -"you fucking start a band and play your own fucking songs.
My friend - "My band supported you when we were 15 and we did play our own songs".

Bass player "Well, JUST FUCK OFF THEN"

 

[ernesto]

Another Broken Social Scene heckler: "What's it all ABOOT?!?"

that was my bro and his mate. up the balcony