Berkeley Balcony Collapse (2 Viewers)

[george mcfly]

I do the Health & Safety training in work and apparently you're not allowed take drink or drugs in work. Boo-urns I say, boo-urns.

What about if you drink outside the building and then head back in?

 

[Scientician 0.8]

What about if you drink outside the building and then head back in?

Seems to work for smoking so maybe.

 

[nooleen]

or in the jacks?

 

[Unicron]

or in the jacks?

Store your booze in the cistern to keep it chilled.

 

[sleepy]

Store your booze in the cistern to keep it chilled.

Not always the best option. Guy in work said he found some beers in the cistern here a while back and he nicked them because he figured no one was going to own up to losing them.

 

[Unicron]

Not always the best option. Guy in work said he found some beers in the cistern here a while back and he nicked them because he figured no one was going to own up to losing them.

Why was he looking in the cistern?

 

[RayRay]

He was probably going to piss in it

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

What about if you drink outside the building and then head back in?

It just might work.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Every time you hear about a balcony collapsing at a party Irish people seem to be involved. Working on an idea for a horror movie about a J1-er who is the victim of an ancient curse which causes balconies to collapse whenever he’s at a kegger on a full moon. Called It’s Fluthered

 

[sleepy]

Why was he looking in the cistern?

Toilet wasn't flushing properly. Probably because of said cans.

Also, told this story to another friend. He said he would have run the mouthpiece of the cans against the rim of the toilet bowl then put it back in the cistern because he's an asshole like that.

So safety tip #1. don't put your cans in the cistern.

 

[sleepy]

Every time you hear about a balcony collapsing at a party Irish people seem to be involved. Working on an idea for a horror movie about a J1-er who is the victim of an ancient curse which causes balconies to collapse whenever he’s at a kegger on a full moon. Called It’s Fluthered

Fluthered Destination?

 

[therealjohnny]

A guy who I worked with kept a naggin of vodka in the cistern; "to get through the day, ya know yourself ".

It'd be really easy to be a dipso at work these days as everyone has a bottle of strong smelling alcohol-based hand sanitizer on their desk.

 

[sleepy]

A guy who I worked with kept a naggin of vodka in the cistern; "to get through the day, ya know yourself ".

It'd be really easy to be a dipso at work these days as everyone has a bottle of strong smelling alcohol-based hand sanitizer on their desk.

A guy I know works with homeless people and was telling me that some of his clients do actually drink hand sanitizer when hard up. Tears the hole of ya apparently.

 

[therealjohnny]

A guy I know works with homeless people and was telling me that some of his clients do actually drink hand sanitizer when hard up. Tears the hole of ya apparently.

Yeah. A&Es see a lot of people coming in to rob the sanitizers . It can do terrible things.

Use a mixer people

 

[sleepy]

Yeah. A&Es see a lot of people coming in to rob the sanitizers . It can do terrible things.

Use a mixer people

Actually they were. Coca Cola. Still leaves you with an anus like an angry starfish

 

[therealjohnny]

Probably best not to drink it all really

 

[Scientician 0.8]

All this time I've been wasting it on my hands.

 

[sleepy]

All this time I've been wasting it on my hands.

When you could have been using it to indirectly bleach your anus

 

[sleepy]

All joking and everything else aside what happened in Berkeley was fucking horrendous

 

[therealjohnny]

thumped is for pricks