You have to have at least one child and a limp. Then you're a man my son. Pipe tobacco is a fine smell alright but Vanilla? Go for a hookah instead there's a crazy spicy fruit mix you can get that is absolutely fucking cracking.
This is the best smelling stuff I've found. Seriously, I just want to sit in a room filled of people smoking it.
http://www.tobaccoreviews.com/blend_detail.cfm?ALPHA=D&TID=2267