Beards (1 Viewer)

[washingcattle]

Jill Hives; Should add her hair length addendum to that graph so that we can finally understand her rules regarding homelessness and attractiveness.

 

[Jill Hives]

I'll do an illustrative one via google images.

 

[washingcattle]

I'll do an illustrative one via google images.

Thanks. I need clarification on so many issues. Nothing like a graph to set the record straight.

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[washingcattle]

I used to have a very definite "twin peaks" until an Isreali cunt pulled one side of it out at a party. Did it hurt ? Yes it fucking did. It's the closest I've ever come to punching a woman.

 

[Jill Hives]

Wispy Wiggins is the only one close to being Hives-acceptable.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

What's the difference between the Velutinous and the Soup-Saver? Mine is closest to these (except I keep it too short now, I think you'd need to be of a bigger build than me to carry one these elegantly).

 

[Jill Hives]

What's the difference between the Velutinous and the Soup-Saver? Mine is closest to these (except I keep it too short now, I think you'd need to be of a bigger build than me to carry one these elegantly).

They look the same to me and are both minus an important mustache, which every beard should have otherwise it's just weird.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

I have no mustache, it only masks my harelip, or more accurately the harelip stops me growing a proper one

 

[David Kronenbourg]

no mustache = hipster amish

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

sitting here impotently disliking that. i need buttons.

 

[GO]

Patchy McGee!

I'm rocking a full beard currently.

30% white.

HAWT

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Patchy McGee!

I'm rocking a full beard currently.

30% white.

HAWT

pics please

 

[therealjohnny]

 

[Jill Hives]

People should go to this: https://www.facebook.com/TheTownOf1000Beards?fref=ts

 

[ann post]

People should go to this: https://www.facebook.com/TheTownOf1000Beards?fref=ts

i might.

 

[Jill Hives]

I totally want to go.

 

[ann post]

I totally want to go.

if i'm off that weekend i'll go.

I'm never off though.

 

[george mcfly]

i'm so fucking proud of this thread

 

[GO]

And so you should be.

I'm proud of my beard.