I think mine was along the line of 'shit happens' both times.There needs to be a "retorts to your kids" thread.
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I think mine was along the line of 'shit happens' both times.There needs to be a "retorts to your kids" thread.
Every night, before she goes off to bed, my little girl starts calling me "Paddy" over and over.
Should I take offence?
Only when she starts singing No Surrender.
Do your kids call you 'Anthony Large Mound' like everyone else does?
Mammies get a hard time. In Isabelle's lists of her favourite people her poor Mam is never on top"how come you're not fun like my friends mam?"
Cheers - due in January.
My neice to my (pregnant) wife:
Neice: Is there a baby in your tummy?
Mrs Ro: Yes
Neice: Why did you eat you baby?
.|..|Cheers - due in January.
"You know when you see a picture of Earth it's in space? But we're on Earth and we're not in space? Why is that Dad?"
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