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Went to Puppetry of the Penis last night, and saw a different take on the mangina. Incredients: 1 very stretchy scrotum Grab scrotum with one finger at either end. Stretch until you create a massive, sloppy gash.

"Beecher"? What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

Haven't read any of the comics, but still enjoyed the movie well enough. Wasn't blown away though. I didn't like the ending at all.. it was all just a little "oh.. well, that was easy..". The hellhounds and shit were cool though. Lovecraft would have been proud.

But at least the Emperor doesn't look like he's made out of puke in Empire Strikes Back. Gotta take the crunchy with the smooth.

FINISH THE STORY. Did they get the bike or not? How did it all end?

http://www.bikeforums.net/showthread.php?t=66128&page=1&pp=25 Here's a dude breaking into a fancy-schmancy U-Lock in 30 seconds.. with a biro. Happy cycling, guys.

I watched Clash of the Titans recently. That has the worst stop-motion effects I've ever seen. But it does have Burgess Meredith saying "LET NO MAN BE HAPPY WHO IS NOT DEAD", so that makes up for it.

Ah here, let's not get carried away.

Gonna see how long I can hold out before buying it. I'll probably get to around lunchtime or so.

To be fair.. after seeing this, I'd vote Bush back into office, if I could:

I guess we can forgive Ghost Dog, because it's a ghost dog, so we couldn't see it.

I've had mine about two months and it's never given me any grief at all. Has slowed down to about 8k/sec once or twice, but yo, at least it's not dialup.

L@@K BRAND NEW VEEKER ML9 PAINTBALL MINI GUN

As much as I love the guy, I don't have that kind of money to spend on this kind of thing. But a friend wrote this and cheered me up:

Fuck everyone who managed to go to this. Fuck their families. Fuck their friends. And fuck everyone who knows them. Yes, I'm a spiteful little cunt.

Oh, for real. I have a lot of respect for Steve Irwin. But I'm talking about if they absolutely, positively had to battle to the death to survive. And if they eneded up sitting around a campfire, I'm pretty sure Mears would just get tired of Irwin's constant jumping around and shouting WOO...

He's looking for someone to kill to help quench his thirst for blood. Probably. Fucking LOVE Ray Mears.

I fucking love Ray Mears. I reckon in a fight between him and Steve Irwin, Mears would tear him apart and turn him into a chest of drawers or something.

Someone I spoke to suggested it was in there deliberately to confuse idiots. "You really think them being gay had anything to do with them killing people? Then you're an idiot. Think their playing violent video games had anything to do with them killing people? Then you're an idiot". I don't...