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[Donkey OJ]

Squeeze well.

 

[Zeelander]

Ass cunt.
Ass cunt???
No... No I don't like that.

 

[Ex-User (250)]

i've done that and looked in the mirror. it made me want to put on lipstick so i never did it again. don't tell anyone though.

 

[THRILLHO]

Recipe for the mangina:

Ingredients:
1 sausage
2 legs

Directions: tuck sausage between legs. Squeeze well.

Went to Puppetry of the Penis last night, and saw a different take on the mangina.

Incredients:
1 very stretchy scrotum

Grab scrotum with one finger at either end. Stretch until you create a massive, sloppy gash.

 

[Donkey OJ]

i've done that and looked in the mirror. it made me want to put on lipstick so i never did it again. don't tell anyone though.

were your 6 guests satisfied with the quality of the feast?

 

[Ex-User (250)]

were your 6 guests satisfied with the quality of the feast?

i have no idea how to answer that, sorry. i'm actually stumped. how about... when i turned around, it seemed like i had a tail? and the monkies accepted me. that ok?

 

[Donkey OJ]

sloppy

oh dear. i sense a laceration. scrotums are meant to be vaguely waterproof arent they?

 

[Donkey OJ]

i have no idea how to answer that, sorry. i'm actually stumped. how about... when i turned around, it seemed like i had a tail? and the monkies accepted me. that ok?

Ingredients:
1 sausage
2 legs

Directions: tuck sausage between legs. Squeeze well.

Serves 6

 

[Ex-User (250)]

Ingredients:
1 sausage
2 legs

Directions: tuck sausage between legs. Squeeze well.

Serves 6

ask jane. i never have a clue what's she's talking about. she sleeps with maps.

 

[herv]

I am "Sugar Pussy"

blushes

"Tubby Bitch"

how appropriate.

 

[Super Dexta]

I'm the Piss Guzzler!!! That's not so good

 

[Rogue]

I'm the Piss Guzzler!!! That's not so good

I is Shit-stain, that's gotta be worse!

 

[Super Dexta]

i just tried out someone else's name and they were Slick Dick. that could also be worse.

 

[Rogue]

i just tried out someone else's name and they were Slick Dick. that could also be worse.

Slick-dick could be handy "inside", Shit-stain is just bad all round. As steve buscemi said, "why do i have to be mr brown, it sounds like mr shit!".

Of course i'm drunk and not at the ladyfest disco so "whaddo i know?!!"!baggyyyy

 

[dubh in seattle]

I'm Fist Fucker. It's like this computrom netformation super causeway thing can see into my soul, maaaaaaan...

 

[LMD64]

took a while, but by adding an 'o' to my first name and an 'r' to my second...

GAY BOY!!!! girlfriend, that page is like psychic, or something!

otherwise, i'm Ox. ???

 

[MrT]

I got "Fuck me like you know, like you wont ever forgive me"
Which is about right I'd say.

 

[Goodbye]

Fruity Pebbles

so am i aparently

 

[ms.b.haven]

HERR HOMO

i love it

 

[kevin gallen]

Im "The Bastard". Anyone else miss prisoner cell block H. late monday nights on utv, best aussie soap ever, no fuckin pop stars came outta this one