Quotes from your child (3 Viewers)

[Squiggle]

just got a phone call, was my dad's number which came up, but it was my niece who was on the other end.

"HI KEVIN 'MAT THE ZOO"
"you're at the zoo?"
"NOOOOO, 'MAT THE DUNGLE!"

Awww, that is so cute.

I was talking to my sister earlier and she put my niece on - but not before telling her to keep it short.

So I got a really cheerful "Hi.... Byeeeee" Doesn't get much shorter than that.

 

[lemonbravo]

"Dad, I wish I had two heads"

excellent.

 

[Corey]

"Say bye to Papa"

"NOOOOOO!!! DONTWANNA GO MAMAS!"

Score.

 

[Diddles]

"Papa"

Nicole?

 

[jane]

Mr Jane's 6-year old nephew, when presented with his new baby brother:

"So is that my brother?"

"Yeah."

"Mm hm." Pause. "Mam, I want you to tell me the truth. Did he come out your belly or your ladybird?" Looks at the baby gunge on the newborn. "Cause I don't think he came out your belly. I want the truth, mam."

WHY DOES HE KEEP UPPING THE CUTENESS ANTE?

Also, Mr Jane's (and my, I s'pose!) new nephew is amazing. He's officially been declared 'very lazy'. He's not sluggish or anything, he's just really not bothered with fuss. He takes after his uncle and EVEN has a DIMPLE in the very same CHEEK! No way, says you. WAY, says me. Seriously, you gotta see the tiny ears and his little bitty toe is the size of....I don't know. LITTLE BITTY TOES WHA?

And wee 6-year old dude also said, "Bet his willy isn't as big as mine."

 

[snakybus]

Singing:

Wee one #1 (3 and a half): "Money, Money, Money. Oh-OH....Oh, all the things I could do. If I had a little money, it's a rich man's world"


Wee one #2 (1 and a half): "Buh-BEHHHHH bow-beh ba baye-bow"
(somewhere over the rainbow)

 

[eoghan_dubhdara]

what a great thread. my sisters baby will be one in 12 months then i'll show you some cute words for now. aaaahhhhhhhh

 

[Corey]

"Why?"

 

[Corey]

"Why?"

 

[Corey]

"Why?.."

 

[Corey]

"Why?".

 

[Corey]

"WHY?"

 

[Corey]

"Why?"

 

[Corey]

"........"














"Why?"

 

[Corey]

"Why?,"

 

[Corey]

"Why?,"

"So you're one of those kids now, eh?"

 

[Corey]

"YEP!"


"Why?"

 

[Diddles]

"YEP!"


"Why?"

Kids that say 'why' are deadly.

My neighbour's kid used to always ask me 'wahyedoin'? Followed by a good half hour of 'why'? I never really had a good answer for her.

 

[magicbastarder]

thankfully, my niece has now passed through that phase.

 

[egg_]

Singing:

Yesterday:
"Dad, now I'm going to sing the toast song -

Toast is lovely
You shouldn't spit it out
Loveleee toast
You eat it in your mouth"

Her first ever rhyme. I was so proud