Quotes from your child (2 Viewers)

[vermilliona]

My little cousin was with his Dad, my uncle one day in my Grandmothers pub early before we opened. He kept saying I want to play on the swimming table and we'd no idea what he was talking about til we realised he meant the pool table. It was very funny.

I remember my little sisters teacher keeping their drawings in a copy and everyday asking them what their drawings were of. They were in Jnr Infants I think. Very young anyways. And then at the end of the year we had such a laugh. This is my Daddy fighting fire, my Dad works in Business, this is my Mommy lifting up a big building. Kids have such great imaginations.

It was good there was the line the teacher had wrote in cos most of the drawings were just squiggles and colours.

 

[deedee]

My little one (19 months) told my sister to "bok off!" the other day. Apparently some little potty mouthed wobbler in creche is her best mate.

 

[Pantone247]

I took my girl to the natural history museum, a place which I am still a little scared of yet strangley fascinated by... we got to the wolf in the case and she just said:

"I want to go home now"

I explained to her how it was just a model and later on she told her mother

"I saw wolf, but I wasn't scared, it was just a muddle"

 

[deedee]

oh.my.god

so cute. Melts. :heart:

 

[coraline]

Anyone familiar with the Letterland system of teaching kids the alphabet sounds ?

Each letter has a character and a little song.

My little sister was learning them and would sing them every day but they got a bit distorted along the way,
so "Bouncy Ben says B in words" turned into "Bouncy Ben says BUCK in words" etc etc

then it came to Fireman Fred, he says FUCK in words

we used to all join in.....

 

[Lord Damian]

this thread is the best thing ever.

MORE!

 

[Corey]

"Whats in the water?"

"BIDDAH PISHES!!!"

(Little fishes.)

 

[Anthony]

"I've finish with all adult ideas"

 

[La La]

heard this from my papa today:

few days ago cousin carl got splashed by a car driving through a puddle. he turned to nanny and said

"THIS is what I would call a big fashion mistake"


hahahahahahhaahahahha


then at church he drank some of that wine after communion. turned to my uncle and said

"now I know how you feel when you're drunk"

 

[Dromed]

While watching some programme about twins...

Steven: 'There's twins in my class you know'
Me: 'Oh yeah, do they look like each other?'
Steven: 'Well their faces are the same but they're not identified twins'
Me (laughing): 'Do you mean identical twins?'
Steven (Deadpan): 'No i said identified, do you not even know what that means? Sake.'

 

[Wölflinge]

My stepfather was checking my 11 year old brother for headlice (*shudder*) a few weeks back. My baby sister (2) was in the bathroom with them. She followed Oisin back into his bedroom after the ordeal and I listened in on the following conversation while feeding my daughter on the couch...

Oisin: "Uh, did my dad find anything in your hair?"
Ava: "yeah."
Oisin: What did he find?!!"
Ava: "fish."

 

[beattre]

Took my kids to the natural history museum today to see all the dead, faded, beige animals. Afterwards they bought a toy each of their favourite animal in the gitft shop, she (4) got a pony (of course) and he (2) picked a gorilla (good lad).

When we met their mum after, he declared "Mummy - I did get a Cinderilla!".

 

[Scientician 0.8]

My friend is a teacher and she said one time a wee girl came up to her in her class and said "Miss, Miss, I'm toasty".
Friend - "Well then take off your cardigan you won't be as warm."
Girl - "But Miss I'm toasty!"
Friend - "Well I'll open the window then."
Girl - "No, Miss. I'm toasty and I need a dwink."

 

[Anthony]

"Why do people think John and John might be giants?"

 

[Johnnyc]

"Dad, when you die, can I have your clothes?"

 

[Dromed]

"Dad, when you die, can I have your clothes?"

Ha ha ha ha!! Classic!

 

[needtokill]

Leila(age 2 and a half, while watching Spongebob):"oh no! a monster!go away monster!"
Me:" will I tell him to go away?"
Leila:"no, you change his nappy"

 

[Wölflinge]

ha, had a similar one with my sister.

on refusing to go into her play-tent thing in the sitting room.

Ava: *screams crying* "I CAHMP GO IN MY TEENNNT!!"
Me: "Why not? What's wrong?"
Ava: "There's a dinosaur in there!!!!!"
Me: "Is there? Oh, is he a bit scary?"
Ava: "NO!!! He's nice. He's JUS reading a book."

 

[Anthony]

"Talk to Joe on 1890 715 815"

True

 

[Janer]

Have no kids but my youngest dog goes woof when she hears a knock at the door.