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[flashback]

I find the Patel thing you guys have really weird

Oh shut uuup :sexy snarl:

 

[seanc]

I'm putting myself at risk here, but I think she looks like a woman you'd see on social media with a profile pic taken from a high angle with carefully applied make-up, then you actually meet the person in real life and they're, em, not what you thought they'd look like. Now I seem like the nasty person.

Unless you're all sexualising her because she's such a horrible human being. But that would YOU LOT the nasty people.

I can't stand her hateful sneer. It's based on insecurity. I wouldn't even call her evil, just stupid.

 

[Cormcolash]

She's gorgeous, man
Plus her name is literally Priti
Can't deny Justin Trudeau or her or the Finnish wan (name escapes) or arguably Macron are all lookers


Gotta separate the lawmaker from the hornmaker

The Finnish wan is class

 

[Deadmanposting]

Arguably a factor of getting older

Gotta guess ol wans had the Ma horn for the likes of Michael O'Leary (Labour, not RyanAir) back in the day

 

[therealjohnny]

You just know there is eroric fan-fiction about Priti Patel out there.

 

[JohnnyRaz]

She's gorgeous, man
Plus her name is literally Priti
Can't deny Justin Trudeau or her or the Finnish wan (name escapes) or arguably Macron are all lookers


Gotta separate the lawmaker from the hornmaker

Finnish wan ftw.
Or Leo. Let’s support our own neo-liberals

 

[JohnnyRaz]

You just know there is eroric fan-fiction about Priti Patel out there.

“She ripped my social contract harder and harder till I whispered our safe word ‘thatcher’’

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I mean I guess some people would get off on being treated poorly by an attractive, but unpleasant, powerful woman. couldn't be me though

 

[therealjohnny]

Yes some people might get off on being pegged by a 6-inch stiletto heel-wearing dominatrix while being flagellated and made to say thank you, while Land of Hope and Glory plays in the background

some people

they're sick

 

[egg_]

Everyone seems normal until you know what they think about when they jerk off

 

[ernesto]

I would let pritti Patel give out to me. For a few hours at least

 

[JohnnyRaz]

jesus christ...
"I'm now like one of those booster rockets that has fulfilled its function. I will now be gently re-entering the atmosphere and splashing down invisibly in some corner of the Pacific."

 

[therealjohnny]

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[Cormcolash]

Yes some people might get off on being pegged by a 6-inch stiletto heel-wearing dominatrix while being flagellated and made to say thank you, while Land of Hope and Glory plays in the background

some people

they're sick

What a princely post

 

[magicbastarder]

Yes some people might get off on being pegged by a 6-inch stiletto heel-wearing dominatrix while being flagellated and made to say thank you, while Land of Hope and Glory plays in the background

some people

they're sick

i remember reading an interview with miss whiplash (the woman that british comedy movie 'personal services' was based on), who mentioned that at some charity auction, one of maggie thatcher's handbags was being auctioned. two of her clients, both tory MPs, each gave her about £800 to buy it on the understanding she'd beat them with it.
she kept the money and bought a cheap replica instead.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Anyone who works for the Times is getting the firing squad in the revolution

 

[magicbastarder]

I could also have put this in the WTF thread. It celebrity creeps thread.

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[Cornu Ammonis]

That can’t be real?

 

[magicbastarder]

maybe not, but it'd be someone taking the piss out of her in a way consistent with her books:

Jesus, Mary and Joseph! Why are Nadine Dorries’ novels so full of Irish cliches?

Good women are beautiful. Bad women aren’t. And men will do anything for a Guinness and a potato. Our writer loses herself in the blarney-filled world of the new culture secretary’s oeuvre

www.theguardian.com

 

[therealjohnny]

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