Minor complaints thread (29 Viewers)

[hydromancer]

I don't want to go back to wiping my hole with jax roll.

It's barbaric

 

[therealjohnny]

Wet wipes.

Wet wipes found on British beaches up more than 50% in 2014

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

Fatbergs: One tonne balls of wet wipes and fat block sewers | smh.com.au

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

If there was mud on your drive way you wouldnt get out and try rubbing it clean with a newspaper, you'd get the garden hose on it.

Same same

God-given spit on jacks rolls can work for a bit of final cleaning.
And doesn't do the damage that wet wipes do.
So I'm told.

 

[GO]

Yes, but surely this just redistributes a lot of the mud into your garden or on to your porch, or even the street outside, meanwhile leaving the entire area a bit of a damp, soggy mess?

No way hose A.

The debris gets sent southwards , the first attempt or two can be a bit wet n wild alright but once you've got your groove it's all 100% copacetic.

No more Klingons on the starboard bow.

 

[nooleen]

what kind of maniac wipes their arse with wet wipes?

 

[Cornu Ammonis]

what kind of maniac wipes their arse with wet wipes?

Babies.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Babies.

I worked with a guy that would walk the entire length of the office with a massive tub of wet wipes tucked under his arm and then disappear inside the bathroom for 15 minutes.
Ex-marine too.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

I worked with a guy that would walk the entire length of the office with a massive tub of wet wipes tucked under his arm and then disappear inside the bathroom for 15 minutes.
Ex-marine too.

monster!

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Isn't a quick blast while in the shower enough? (Well, apart from the normal wiping of course).

 

[GO]

Isn't a quick blast while in the shower enough? (Well, apart from the normal wiping of course).

Having a shower every time you have a complicated situation to deal with,which for me is roughly 50% of the time, top of the head ballpark guesstimate, is out of the question. I'd be in and out of the shower like something out of Riverdance.

Lookit ,I'm putting yous all wide here. It's a major lifehack.

There are none so blind as them that refuse to have a goosey gander

Awareness. That's where I am at.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Having a shower every time you have a complicated situation to deal with,which for me is roughly 50% of the time, top of the head ballpark guesstimate, is out of the question. I'd be in and out of the shower like something out of Riverdance.

Lookit ,I'm putting yous all wide here. It's a major lifehack.

There are none so blind as them that refuse to have a goosey gander

Awareness. That's where I am at.

Flew all the way to Turkey, but the real journey of discovery was to your own bum.

You can't beat a holiday where you come back different than when you left.

 

[pete]

get your nether regions to japan

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[7 - No tomorrow]

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I'm beginning to come around to the idea.

 

[GO]

I haven't been this excited about anal hygiene in years

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Having a shower every time you have a complicated situation to deal with,which for me is roughly 50% of the time, top of the head ballpark guesstimate, is out of the question. I'd be in and out of the shower like something out of Riverdance.

I like to spend at least five minutes in the shower, plenty of time for a good clean.
Maybe you need more fibre if you're having so many complicated situations?

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

I like to spend at least five minutes in the shower, plenty of time for a good clean.

My shower usually lasts as long as It Says In The Papers on Morning Ireland
And that's including a shave

 

[тхеодоре кацзынски]

Admirable. If I can get washed, shaved, dried and dressed in twenty minutes I consider that quick.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Wet head, apply shampoo
Soapily sponge body
Shave face while rinsing head

"and now it's time for the business with Brian Finn"

 

[David Kronenbourg]

Sliced my finger making dinner. Also bought some garbage cheese from Tesco