I have the horn for... (21 Viewers)

[dudley]

it's sophie marceau

nowadays

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Gemma Arterton. never heard of her. Was on Graham Norton at the weekend.

You'd better watch Tamara Drew so.

 

[Psycho Punk]

DTNH

She's so young!!

I wish I was that young.

Serve Satan and your youth will returned to you.

 

[hermie]

Salma Hayek at the Oscars:

 

[ann post]

this is going to be so awkward. how do i make flirtatious jokes about how petite she is over dinner without pointing out that her dad/my father in law is a dwarf?

 

[Psycho Punk]

And a poisoned dwarf at that.

 

[Scientician 0.8]

Right who is going to chart with the controversial new song, "Bono's Daughter"?

 

[rettucs]

the lovely Caitlin Rose

 

[ernesto]

Right who is going to chart with the controversial new song, "Bono's Daughter"?

You could do a rendition of 'the blower's daughter' by Damo rice and substitute bono for blower?

 

[washingcattle]

this is going to be so awkward. how do i make flirtatious jokes about how petite she is over dinner without pointing out that her dad/my father in law is a dwarf?

Bono looks to be wearing flats, we can assume she is wearing heels, this means that she must be even more dwarf like.

This has tipped me over the edge (heh heh) . I'm saying nay. Not Horn worthy.

 

[ann post]

girls dont get dward like, the get petite, duh.

 

[jonah]

the lovely Caitlin Rose

I'MA TELL ON YOU.

 

[washingcattle]

girls dont get dward like, the get petite, duh.

Bollox. Petite makes fuck all difference when you have to reach top shelves for them.


Especially when your reaching for "Black Adonises Magazine" for them.

 

[rettucs]

I'MA TELL ON YOU.

...and if she needs a place to stay when shes in Ireland next.....

ya know

 

[Wheels]

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8351/8358979868_704e83a2a4.jpg

The Angelic Ms Olsen

 

[Wheels]

It's been a while, I can't work out how to paste pictures here anymore. I think I should retire.

 

[washingcattle]

It's been a while, I can't work out how to paste pictures here anymore. I think I should retire.

Click the button with a tree in a box it's fourth from the right.

 

[Wheels]

Ah thanks! Anyway, where was I...oh yes...

 

[hermie]

Yeah she's incredible. Can't believe that Dublin show is sold out. Might make a trip to Cork instead

 

[Jill Hives]

Same sex horn. Casey Legler.