I have the horn for... (25 Viewers)

[Lili Marlene]

indeed, i'm glad i'm not the only one who picked up on that.

Also the fact that she's not very attractive and a total bore in interviews but lets ignore that and celebrate her because she's a 'real woman'. BAH!

 

[ann post]

lock thread. serious.

 

[ann post]

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/08/christina_hendricks_does_esqui.php


full article...:heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart::heart:

 

[therealjohnny]

In the comments:

WHAT ChHRISTINA ACTUALY LOOKS LIKE - August 4, 2009 1:10 PM Yeah too bad she' a total TUBBO without all the photoshop and rib crushing girdles. She is overweight and not just according to Hollywood, but according to BMI. In a bikini in actual sunlight she would look
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY worse then Jennifer Love Hewitt in her even- fatter-than-now phase. This girl will be obese once she has kids unless she starves and drugs herself to keep up with Hollywood. This is why SO many men end up with fat ugly useless housewives, because they married some cow attched to a huge rack.
Newsflash turds a massive rack is destined to match a massive ass and the rack soon becomes pancake city. This girl is already all cottage cheese. I shudder to think how she would look playing tennis in a bikini without photshop and good lighting.
Give me Ashley Greene or Miranda Kerr anyday over this fatness. You morons are so fooled by photshop pics. If Fish posted candids of her in a bikni all you would see is red hair and a pile of pasty white cellulite.

 

[ann post]

you read the comments. you sap.

 

[therealjohnny]

fuck you ann

 

[Lili Marlene]

lock thread. serious.

bump.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

bump.

Bump Bump

 

[Lili Marlene]

once again, there is hope for us all

 

[ann post]

i wonder is she draining his youth, he's got that look about him.

 

[nooleen]

he looks happy to be having it drained all the same

 

[Jill Hives]

In the comments:

WHAT ChHRISTINA ACTUALY LOOKS LIKE - August 4, 2009 1:10 PM Yeah too bad she' a total TUBBO without all the photoshop and rib crushing girdles. She is overweight and not just according to Hollywood, but according to BMI. In a bikini in actual sunlight she would look
WAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY worse then Jennifer Love Hewitt in her even- fatter-than-now phase. This girl will be obese once she has kids unless she starves and drugs herself to keep up with Hollywood. This is why SO many men end up with fat ugly useless housewives, because they married some cow attched to a huge rack.
Newsflash turds a massive rack is destined to match a massive ass and the rack soon becomes pancake city. This girl is already all cottage cheese. I shudder to think how she would look playing tennis in a bikini without photshop and good lighting.
Give me Ashley Greene or Miranda Kerr anyday over this fatness. You morons are so fooled by photshop pics. If Fish posted candids of her in a bikni all you would see is red hair and a pile of pasty white cellulite.

Ahh, the real world. This made me simultaneously laugh and sigh.

 

[Lili Marlene]

I have to admit I also shudder to think how she would look playing tennis in a bikini without photoshop and good lighting.

shudder is a euphemism by the way

 

[ann post]

she'd knock herself out on the first serve.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

she'd knock herself out on the first serve.

I don't think John would get much further.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

Julia Bradbury

Her off the walking show on the TV

 

[sweetoblivion]

I don't think John would get much further.

oh you card.

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

oh you card.

I can only hit what they throw.

Slim pickings around here this weather.

 

[evil bandit]

I have to admit I also shudder to think how she would look playing tennis in a bikini without photoshop and good lighting.

shudder is a euphemism by the way

I assume he's referencing these pictures of Jennifer Love Hewitt looking "fat" and playing tennis in heels

http://www.wwtdd.com/tag/jennifer-love-hewitt/

My God I need to get out more...

 

[therealjohnny]

In the comments:


Give me Ashley Greene or Miranda Kerr anyday over this fatness. You morons are so fooled by photshop pics. If Fish posted candids of her in a bikni all you would see is red hair and a pile of pasty white cellulite.

ahem