The Peanut Butter Mystery (2 Viewers)

[Lefty Frizzell]

When it comes to the crunch does anyone really care?

 

[rettucs]

Slightly, but I have no doubt it was meant in a nice non-creepy way. I could think of many things that would have been way creepy. Peanut butter, not so much. Or at least that's the thought I'm sticking with.

sticking to the roof of your mouth?

 

[Vinnie]

Oh, that was just bad.

No no, it was amazing. AMAZING.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

sending foodtsuffs to people anonymously is mental. i'd chuck it in the bin

 

[Vinnie]

I once anonymously sent a girl a couple of pork chops with the note 'Go out with me. chop chop'. We've been broken up ever since.

Although that's a complete lie I sort of wish it were true.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Stop spreading lies Vinnie. Kapiche?

 

[Vinnie]

Kapiche?

No thanks. Just salt.

 

[ratmonkey]

Ha! Good thinking. Here I'm trying not to be so cynical and am just trying to look at it as someone in the world wanted to make me smile. So, I'm smiling.... and will now put them in water before opening.

Are the jars glass or plastic? If they're plastic something could have been injected with a hot syringe, which would seal it's own hole on extraction.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

sending foodtsuffs to people anonymously is mental. i'd chuck it in the bin

What if someone sent you a bail of briquettes. Would you light them? BOOM!!!

 

[Jill Hives]

Are the jars glass or plastic? If they're plastic something could have been injected with a hot syringe, which would seal it's own hole on extraction.

Ha! They are plastic jars. I'm sure they are perfectly fine. If someone is going to go to that much trouble to kill me, they've got heart. More power to them!

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Ha! They are plastic jars. I'm sure they are perfectly fine. If someone is going to go to that much trouble to kill me, they've got heart. More power to them!

You havent been making allegations against the russian government have you?

 

[Hector Grey]

for the purposes of elimination, it wasn't me.

 

[Jill Hives]

for the purposes of elimination, it wasn't me.

You don't fit the description and you're not that nice.

 

[Hector Grey]

You don't fit the description and you're not that nice.

very true, you old sleuth you.

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

So whats average height? 5"10?

 

[Jill Hives]

So whats average height? 5"10?

I'd say so. Not that it matters. No one is going to admit to it. However, if they wanted to... they could PM me and I wouldn't tell. Just saying.

 

[Hector Grey]

what's average length?

 

[Lefty Frizzell]

Did you ever mention peanut butter on thumped before this condiment conundrum?

 

[Jill Hives]

what's average length?

I don't have enough experience to answer that question. I've heard of an Irish curse but I have no proof.

 

[Hector Grey]

I don't have enough experience to answer that question. I've heard of an Irish curse but I have no proof.

maybe the answer is in the jar? have you checked?