The Peanut Butter Mystery (1 Viewer)

[David Kronenbourg]

People have been sending flowers and chocolates as secret gifts forever.

yeah but nobody eats flowers

 

[7 - No tomorrow]

yeah but nobody eats flowers

They generally don't bin them either and start an internet campaign second only to the hunt for Maddy's killer.

 

[Denny Oubidoux]

or taking photos of you in the airport. Maybe it was him.

Shaney stole my idea - check the travel threads and build up a list of suspects. Then interrogate them one by one by tying them to a chair, shining a bright light in their face and periodically beating them. One of them will admit to it eventually.

Otherwise you could contact US or Irish Immigration for a full list of people who have travelled between our 2 countries in the last 6 months. Unless of course they connected through another country, in which case you'll have to contact Immigration in every country in the world.

I can honestly say you've never mentioned that brand of peanut butter to me, so unless you can find where you've mentioned it on here, start wracking your brains to think who you might have actually mentioned it to.

Maybe somebody gave it to somebody to drop into your workpace, to throw you off the scent.

Also, back to CCTV. Talk to security in there. Tell them you're creeped out. They'll sympathise I'm sure. If not, start crying when you're talking to them. They won't know what to do and will cooperate to get you to stop.

It might have been Spencer. You never know. Actually, not knowing is probably better cos you can try and convince yourself it was him.


Edit: This thread is the type of thing that award-winning websites are made of imo

good suggestions scutter. its still a little impractical in parts but you're coming along in leaps and bounds. no doubt about it.

 

[Jill Hives]

They generally don't bin them either and start an internet campaign second only to the hunt for Maddy's killer.

Flowers and chocolates require no personal information. It's not a hunt. Yes, I was a bit freaked out after I realized it was nobody I knew personally but THIS thread was merely thanking who ever did it. Everyone else is making it a hunt. I genuinely think it was a nice thing for someone to do and am sticking with it.


Scutter: I have mentioned peanut butter several times here. Jane and I even discussed the different brands we liked from home on here in an old thread.

 

[rettucs]

good suggestions scutter. its still a little impractical in parts but you're coming along in leaps and bounds. no doubt about it.

thanks dude. That means a lot.

 

[Kid Lovebeach]

groom practise on monday was a good one because we were all stuffing our faces with butterfingers, almond m&m's, oh henry's and various other american 'candies'.

but i don't think it was jeroen who did this, he's never on thumped.

 

[Franco]

It's probably the same person who sent me that box of Chivers marmalade.

 

[David Kronenbourg]

someone once threw an egg at me from a moving car. that's kind of the same thing

 

[Jill Hives]

someone once threw an egg at me from a moving car. that's kind of the same thing

I've had that happen too. Granted, it was on Halloween. Devil's night bastards.

 

[cephalopod]

someone once threw an egg at me from a moving car. that's kind of the same thing

That happened to me too. It ruined my week. My actual reactionary words were 'cunts...hanging isn't good enough for them'

 

[Moods For Mallards]

That happened to me too, years ago. I was walking home from the cinema in The Square (Tallaght) with my girlfirend at the time, and we had a big row. So she was walking about 20 yards in front of me in her usual battleaxe way, when a car drives by and someone fucks an egg at me, accurately. Cracked open on my head. Great night, all told.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

That happened to me too, years ago. I was walking home from the cinema in The Square (Tallaght) with my girlfirend at the time, and we had a big row. So she was walking about 20 yards in front of me in her usual battleaxe way, when a car drives by and someone fucks an egg at me, accurately. Cracked open on my head. Great night, all told.

 

[Moods For Mallards]

Here's another post.

 

[ernesto]

be thankful you didnt receive package of full of YR sauce and a picture of two fat people in an envelope in the post as my maynoothian cohort did yesterday morning. reckon its the same guy or a failing copycat artist?

 

[rettucs]

(Tallaght)

theres your problem right there

 

[cephalopod]

be thankful you didnt receive package of full of YR sauce and a picture of two fat people in an envelope in the post as my maynoothian cohort did yesterday morning. reckon its the same guy or a failing copycat artist?

Why don't we all start sending each other mystery gifts for the laugh?

I'm off to The Joke Shop to buy a thong made out of sweets and a penis ice-cube mould to send to Ernesto

 

[ernesto]

Why don't we all start sending each other mystery gifts for the laugh?

I'm off to The Joke Shop to buy a thong made out of sweets and a penis ice-cube mould to send to Ernesto

not very mysterious - ill know its you! lol!

will the penis-mold be shop stock or personalised?

 

[cephalopod]

I was gonna get a ten inch whopper from the jokeshop and pretend it was personalised....

 

[ernesto]

I was gonna get a ten inch whopper from the jokeshop and pretend it was personalised....

oh you.

 

[classic seanc]

Are the jars glass or plastic? If they're plastic something could have been injected with a hot syringe, which would seal it's own hole on extraction.

I'll seal your hole on extraction.