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[SONYMEGADRIVE]

anyway andrew i seem to remember you telling me there's nothing original about My Remorse, is this the latest attempt to remove the dirt from my eyes and make me realise i've been wrong all along? Cos it worked really well the last time. No, really.

don't think i've ever meet you or said anything about your band on thumped.
even if i did, i wouldn't read too much into it seeing as i have pretty much no idea who you are and have no reason to go starting any grudges and shit. not that i could give enough of a shit about anyone elses stupid band to go start pickign on them on the internet or whatever.
re: all the zine stuff, i was merely saying.

andrew

 

[the strange guy]

Alan's been in a real mood this week. Boohoo.

 

[Alan Remorse]

Well what the fuck do you expect? You take me out, pump me full of expensive food and fine wine, and take me back to your place for a game of scrabble, and as soon as we've made love, you act like you dont even wanna know. I have needs too.

anyway, just got an interview with Lack. So you can just suck on my penis.

 

[the strange guy]

That's right. Try and laugh it off. That way people might forget what a spa you were.

 

[bandit]

swimming in irony, oly..

alan , whens your zine gonna be out?

 

[the strange guy]

The only thing I swim in is the blood of virgins - FACT.

 

[yames]

anyway, just got an interview with Lack. So you can just suck on my penis.

Anyway, just went and saw them. Ahaaa!

 

[spuded]

yeah now go back to your lovely warm squat! (with the ghost buzz) hehe, ahem.

 

[Alan Remorse]

swimming in irony, oly..

alan , whens your zine gonna be out?

ah probably July. August if i have to repeat my exams, which seems pretty likely.

 

[Alan Remorse]

eeeehhhhh so can anyone who got in touch about contributions try to have them to me by the end of may/first week of June?

 

[Super Dexta]

here's a review of tonight's gig for you: my hand. it burns.
have you figured out yet why i stopped doing zines?

 

[Alan Remorse]

cos it sucks, and takes over your life and makes you fail your exams?

 

[the strange guy]

Zines are for gays and feminists.

 

[Alan Remorse]

gay feminists. is there a bigger turn on?

 

[the strange guy]

Schoolgirls.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Catholic Schoolgirls.

 

[the strange guy]

Surely Muslim girls will have a much deeper version of 'Catholic guilt'. I'd be willing to bet they're even better. The thrill of getting caught is multiplied by the risk of death by stoning.