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I'm feeling nauseous again
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Sorry about the showerHad my first gym session in about 25-30 years. The guy showed me how to use some machines and left me to it. As expected the music is the worst aspect of it- almost sure it's the same CD as when I last visited a gym. I took it easy and didnt push it. I was feeling ok until I went to take a shower. The previous occupant has some sort of bowel disorder. The stench was overwhelming. I was actually retching and dry heaving. It was so bad I actually looked around to see if they'd had a shit on the floor. I even inpected the shower drain to see if they'd tried to mash a jobby down there. I should have left but I'd commited to having a wash .
I got home and had to go straight to bed feeling nauseous. I still feel like I've been sick. Shaky, stomach upset dry eyes etc.
Not the greatest start on my road to becoming a gym brah.
In no particular order;Sorry about the shower
What is it that you're looking to get out of the gym membership and workouts?
Do you have something you're trying to achieve? A target for yourself?
In no particular order;
Odour-free shower room
Prolonged life
Weight loss
I'm feeling nauseous again
Chuffed to bits that I read this while eating my dinner.Had my first gym session in about 25-30 years. The guy showed me how to use some machines and left me to it. As expected the music is the worst aspect of it- almost sure it's the same CD as when I last visited a gym. I took it easy and didnt push it. I was feeling ok until I went to take a shower. The previous occupant has some sort of bowel disorder. The stench was overwhelming. I was actually retching and dry heaving. It was so bad I actually looked around to see if they'd had a shit on the floor. I even inpected the shower drain to see if they'd tried to mash a jobby down there. I should have left but I'd commited to having a wash .
I got home and had to go straight to bed feeling nauseous. I still feel like I've been sick. Shaky, stomach upset dry eyes etc.
Not the greatest start on my road to becoming a gym brah.
When you gotta go
Truck driver allegedly risked employer's future by defecating on client’s loading bay during ‘urgent diarrhoea’ incident
A truck driver alleged to have put the future of his employer at risk by defecating in a client's loading bay during an “urgent diarrhoea” incident has told the Workplace Relations Commission he decided not to tell anyone about it because he thought it would wash away in a thunderstorm.www.independent.ie
Here, did you ever get diarrhea that's so violent and traveling at such a pace through your body that it still has that distinctive vommity smell of bile and acid from your stomach?
The last time that happened to me I ended up in hospital, but I do remember how the shite started to change in smell as my body stepped up it's purging campaign.
Keep an eye out for that anyway.
Still sticking with the gym
Yesterday I was on this thing thinking this is pretty easy, before I remember I wasn't supposed to be using my legs to lift, just my arms. Right about the point I realised this young fella who obviously wanted to use it and was frustrated with Grandpa using it wrong asked me how many more "reps" I had left. Reps? Fucked if I know. I just said, " a few. Give me another minute". But at that point, he was welcome to it.
Off to google what reps and sets are
now that’s my kind of exerciseI've also been keeping some dumbbells under the bed
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