You know when you get a girls phone number? (2 Viewers)

[shower another shower]

hand job?

Gold digger.

 

[whathappen?]

yeah. well . its easier if its a case of you met her in the pub and got her number that way but if you have had a sober chat in person already then ring. but if you ring its harder to have a casual conversation. texting is a good way to start . if you want to ask her out then maybe text her something non asking out, wait for a reply then if its good then text saying something like

hahahaha ( smiley face smile face) just heading to work I will call you later maybe meet up at he weekend.
DO NOT PUT A QUESTION MARK THERE, TELLING HER YOU ARE MEETING NOT ASKING i think thats sexy subtle enough I am the man here move.

 

[whathappen?]

LOL UNICORN,where did you get that picture?lol lol
i can has a cheeseburger

 

[Unicron]

yeah. well . its easier if its a case of you met her in the pub and got her number that way but if you have had a sober chat in person already then ring. but if you ring its harder to have a casual conversation. texting is a good way to start . if you want to ask her out then maybe text her something non asking out, wait for a reply then if its good then text saying something like

hahahaha ( smiley face smile face) just heading to work I will call you later maybe meet up at he weekend.
DO NOT PUT A QUESTION MARK THERE, TELLING HER YOU ARE MEETING NOT ASKING i think thats sexy subtle enough I am the man here move.

Generally I prefer this method.

Although I am terribly alone.

 

[Unicron]

LOL UNICORN,where did you get that picture?lol lol

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/O_RLY?

 

[whathappen?]

i am surprised. with a whopper of a bitch banger like that in your hand!!!

 

[Unicron]

i am surprised. with a whopper of a bitch banger like that in your hand!!!

You're mistaken, that's one of my turds.

 

[whathappen?]

lol, what your mama feedin you boy?

 

[Unicron]

lol, what your mama feedin you boy?

 

[whathappen?]

!bog

 

[Unicron]

Quite.

 

[Umfufu]

€27 gets a hand job.

Shit, I only won a fiver.
Guess I'll have to settle for a peck on the cheek & a cold shower.

 

[pete]

aw poor mike

he's so money and he doesn't even know it!

Mike: So how long do I wait to call?
Trent: A day.
Mike: Tomorrow.
Sue: Tomorrow, then a day.
Trent: Yeah.
Mike: So two days?
Trent: Yeah, I guess you could call it that, two days.
Sue: Definitely, two days is like industry standard.
Trent: You know I used to wait two days to call anybody, but now it's like everyone in town waits two days. So I think three days is kind of money. What do you think?
Sue: Yeah, but two's enough not to look anxious.
Trent: But I think three days is kind of money. You know because you...
Mike: Yeah, but you know what, mabey I'll wait 3 weeks. How's that? And tell her I was cleaning out my wallet and I just happened to run into her number.
Charles: Then ask her where you met her.
Mike: Yeah, I'll ask her where I met her. I don't remember. What does she look like? And then I'll asked if we fucked. Is that... would that be... T, would that be the money?
Trent: You know what. Ha ha ha Mike, laugh all you want but if you call too soon you might scare off a nice baby who's ready to party.
Mike: Well how long are you guys gonna wait to call your babies?
Trent, Sue: Six days.

[It's 2:32am, and Mike decides to call Nikki, a girl he met just a few hours ago.]
[Nikki's machine picks up: Hi, this is Nikki. Leave a message.]
Mike: Hi, uh, Nikki, this is Mike. I met you at the, um, at the Dresden tonight. I just called to say that I had a great time...and you should call me tomorrow, or in two days, whatever. Anyway, my number is 213-555-4679--
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up]
Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike again. I just called cuz it sounded like your machine might've cut me off when I, before I finished leaving my number. Anyway, uh, and, y'know, and also, sorry to call so late, but you were still at the Dresden when I left so I knew I'd get your machine. Anyhow, uh, my number's 21--
[the machine beeps]
Mike: [Mike calls back; the machine picks up again]
Mike: 213-555-4679. That's it. I just wanna leave my number. I didn't want you to think I was weird or desperate, or... we should just hang out and see where it goes cuz it's nice and, y'know, no expectations. Ok? Thanks a lot. Bye bye.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike walks away from the phone...then walks back and calls again; once again, the machine picks up]
Mike: I just got out of a 6-year relationship, Ok? That should help explain why I'm acting so weird. I just wanted you to know that. It's not you, it's me. I'm sorry. ...This is Mike.
[hangs up]
Mike: [Mike calls back, the machine picks up again]
Mike: Hi, Nikki, this is Mike. Could you just call me when you get in? I'm gonna be up for awhile and I'd just rather speak to you in person instead of trying to fit it all into--
[the machine beeps]
Mike: Fuck!
[Mike calls back, gets the machine again]
Mike: Uh, Nikki? Mike. It's uh, uh, it's just, uh, this just isn't working out. I think you're great, but maybe we should just take some time off from each other. It's not you, it's me. It's what I'm going through, alright? It's uh...it's only been 6 months--
Nikki: [picks up] Mike?
Mike: [very cheerful] Nikki? Great! Did you just walk in or were you listening all along?
Nikki: Don't ever call me again.
[hangs up]
Mike: Wow. I guess you're home.

i'm going to have to watch that movie again now.

 

[Wilbert]

3 days

Industry standard.

 

[F. Fred Palakon]

i'm going to have to watch that movie again now.

Can we have a moment of silence for Vince Vaughan's good looks? Kthx.

 

[Mormon Nailer]

Can we have a moment of silence for Vince Vaughan's good looks? Kthx.

What about Farveau - he's a big fat fucker now.

 

[F. Fred Palakon]

What about Farveau - he's a big fat fucker now.

What a difference 10 years makes.

 

[mr pharmacist!!!!1]

Can we have a moment of silence for Vince Vaughan's good looks? Kthx.

i think what helena is trying to say is....

 

[Scientician 0.8]

The number's not 770 5519 is it?

 

[bad cop]

Ring her, but don't say anything. Just breathe heavily a few times. Girls love that shit.