Worst joke competition! (2 Viewers)

[mackle]

Fascinating.

Worst joke ever= Tims life

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[Kastrosama]

this may come as a suprise to you.....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

worst one liner ever.. but it actually scares people

 

[Crazy Ca$h]

I think I should declare a winner seen as I started this non-sense. I'll give 1st place to this one below.

Well done Kavanelli, you win an evening of sucking me off! Congrats again

A is walking down the street when he sees a homeless guy sitting on a step singing "Dreamer, nothing but a Dreamer"

And the mans says Supertramp.

And the homeless guy says "Thanks"

!cheezy !cheezy !cheezy !cheezy

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Two sausages are in a pan. One looks at the other and says "god it's hot in here", and the other sausage says "OH MY GOD IT'S A TALKING SAUSAGE!"

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
A stick.

What do you do if you see a spaceman?
Park your car in it man.

What Happened to the fly on the toilet seat?
He got pissed off!

http://easyweb.easynet.co.uk/~bgwaters/hairydog.html - you seriously have to read these two jokes. amazing.

 

[tim]

Good one Mackel. I love the way somebody I have never met before can pass a comment on my life.

 

[Eddie Gorilla]

Yeh, its deadly isn't it?