Why I'm Going To Kill My Boss (1 Viewer)

[Jill Hives]

Is that an all-in-one denim outfit on yer one?
Magnificent!

Canadian tuxedo taken to jumpsuit level.

 

[Squiggle]

Two new staff starting on Monday
One spare desk (which nobody is allowed to use, boss's orders)
One spare pc but no desk to put it on (see above)
I'm the "Office Manager" but I'm not to order any desks or computers.

I won't even mention the shortage of seating.

I'm tempted to hand in my notice and free up a desk

 

[saturnalia]

" We're going to have to let you go. There is just not enough work.Sorry.Bye."

My boss is such a joker.

 

[Diddles]

This thread has reminded me why I'm never working for The Man ever again. If that means that HMD has to get a second job to keep me in booze and smokes then so be it.

 

[cephalopod]

I love my boss. Literally.

 

[cpr]

http://www.herald.ie/national-news/courts/i-didnt-think-id-get-sacked-over-bebo-rant-1400052.html


careful now!

 

[muffin]

sweetoblivion: was that shop in dublin?it so sounds like somewhere I used to work!especially the shop with no toilet part!

 

[sweetoblivion]

Nope it wasn't muffin!

actually I'm starting to get paranoid about my last post in case someone identifies the guy!! I might PM Pete to ask him to modify it.

 

[Super Dexta]

My boss gives me tons of free food and tells me stories about seeing Neurosis in Gilman St in the early 90s. I :heart: him (not romantically though; he reads thumped occasionally. Hai!!)

 

[daydream_nation]

speaking of toilets, just had a flashback of a pub i used to work in in college, probably has the most notoriously disgusting toilets of any pub in cork. first time working there was over the jazz weekend which was ridiculously busy as usual... was asked to unblock the toilets several times... apparatus provided was a single black bag. no gloves or anything else. empty reaching just thinking about it.

 

[daydream_nation]

My boss gives me tons of free food...

same here. homemade chocolate cake yesterday. home made scones today. tea breaks in the sun every hour a half

 

[sweetoblivion]

(thank you Pete!!!!)

Jesus Kim that is disgusting!!!!

 

[daydream_nation]

yeah. working 4 days a week is karma i tell you, karma!!!!

 

[sweetoblivion]

it definitely is!!

I really like my current boss, he's a lovely guys, and the office is full of nice people. I'm lucky. It makes up for the shitty jobs I had in the past! I worry that whenever I move on I won't be able to handle it if I have a horrible office!

 

[daydream_nation]

yeah its lovely to have a nice office full of people who arent fucking mentalists. i never wanna leave. someone randomly left 2 chocolates on my desk today...this is a regular occurrence

 

[sweetoblivion]

WHAT> I am so jealous!

 

[TrueLoveWaits]

speaking of toilets, just had a flashback of a pub i used to work in in college, probably has the most notoriously disgusting toilets of any pub in cork. first time working there was over the jazz weekend which was ridiculously busy as usual... was asked to unblock the toilets several times... apparatus provided was a single black bag. no gloves or anything else. empty reaching just thinking about it.

that really was a form of cruel and unusual punishment, especially in there like

 

[daydream_nation]

friday my friend....friday. insert chocolate emoticon here