Why I'm Going To Kill My Boss (3 Viewers)

[Lord Damian]

so, dig this:

Tuesday - beginning to get head cold at work - go to leave early - boss reminds me that he needs reports by Wednesday afternoon for his trip to LA - Shit, says I, guess I'm coming into work tomorrow whether i'm sick or not

Wednesday - show up sick as fuck, snot everywhere, headache, medicated to the point of hallucination - head down, no lunch break, reports done by 4 o'clock - give reports to manager to approve - 6:30, OK given to hand over reports to boss - give reports to boss - informed LA trip is cancelled, won't be needing reports until tomorrow when we (boss, manager, myself) to sit down and assess all projects

Thursday - still sick - get to work, boss not even here - going home now.

Got any work horror stories of your own?

 

[gugai]

http://www.doodie.com/whack.php

 

[Corey]

so, dig this:

Tuesday - beginning to get head cold at work - go to leave early - boss reminds me that he needs reports by Wednesday afternoon for his trip to LA - Shit, says I, guess I'm coming into work tomorrow whether i'm sick or not

Wednesday - show up sick as fuck, snot everywhere, headache, medicated to the point of hallucination - head down, no lunch break, reports done by 4 o'clock - give reports to manager to approve - 6:30, OK given to hand over reports to boss - give reports to boss - informed LA trip is cancelled, won't be needing reports until tomorrow when we (boss, manager, myself) to sit down and assess all projects

Thursday - still sick - get to work, boss not even here - going home now.

Got any work horror stories of your own?

Work IS horror,bud.

Great quote in the bar last night from one of my more level headed regulars:
"....end of the day, you either work to pay; or you're paid to work; being happy and good at what you do for little or nothing does at some point compare with doing shit you hate for a good wage....."

-or something to that effect.

I feel a new thread coming on......

 

[muffin]

i once worked in a record store with a complete asshole of a boss who told me the white stripes were too heavy to listen to..at 10 in the morning..in a shop that got about 5 customers a day..idiot..

and in another large chain of record stores i once worked 118 hours in a week but didnt get paid any overtime..at all..

bastards..

 

[RSJ]

Every day i want to kill my boss. He's a mate of someone higher up in management and is actually, genuinely incapable of doing our job (he was almost fired something like seven times before being promoted), much less his. He's a sneaky fucker though and always finds a way to pass the blame for his mistakes onto us.

I get the feeling we could all say that about our supervisors though...

 

[LMD64]

what about doing shit you hate or little or nothing? yeah, i got bags of job satisfaction, me.

a pity they're padlocked and i've lost the key.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

i once worked in a record store with a complete asshole of a boss who told me the white stripes were too heavy to listen to..at 10 in the morning..in a shop that got about 5 customers a day..idiot..

and in another large chain of record stores i once worked 118 hours in a week but didnt get paid any overtime..at all..

bastards..

Ha, it wasn't music city was it???? I was in there browsing the other week in the evening and there were about 3 other customers in the shop (one of which was my mate). They were playing DJ shadow and the manager came over and changed the cd half way through a song to fuckin Cafe Del Mar! I left.

 

[freddienonose]

A few weeks ago - with no hint of sarcasm - my boss said, "Your ass is really in the bacon slicer now, fella"

Highlight of my day.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

A few weeks ago - with no hint of sarcasm - my boss said, "Your ass is really in the bacon slicer now, fella"

Highlight of my day.

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[chickenham]

The Dilbert principle - it's the total liabilities who get promoted to keep them away from whatever it is they can't do.

 

[LMD64]

A few weeks ago - with no hint of sarcasm - my boss said, "Your ass is really in the bacon slicer now, fella"

Highlight of my day.

You work in a butchers, or something?

Maaarrieeee, der's sumting fudnny abou' de tayeste of de radshers. Dey smell like bleedin' arse, wha'?

 

[Dude no.7]

A few weeks ago - with no hint of sarcasm - my boss said, "Your ass is really in the bacon slicer now, fella"

what a kind boss... did you take your ass out of the bacon slicer after he told you that?

 

[billygannon]

My sister's boss asked her to come in the day after we buried our dad. When she said no, he asked if she could come in the next day - which was a Saturday. All because he was off on holidays for a couple of weeks and wanted to sort out a couple of things before he left. Nice guy!

 

[Dude no.7]

My sister's boss asked her to come in the day after we buried our dad. When she said no, he asked if she could come in the next day - which was a Saturday. All because he was off on holidays for a couple of weeks and wanted to sort out a couple of things before he left. Nice guy!

wot?!?!! that's the winner.... no boss could be more prickish than that, surely?

 

[RSJ]

My sister's boss asked her to come in the day after we buried our dad. When she said no, he asked if she could come in the next day - which was a Saturday. All because he was off on holidays for a couple of weeks and wanted to sort out a couple of things before he left. Nice guy!

Cock.

 

[chutneyfarmer]

My sister's boss asked her to come in the day after we buried our dad. When she said no, he asked if she could come in the next day - which was a Saturday. All because he was off on holidays for a couple of weeks and wanted to sort out a couple of things before he left. Nice guy!

Some people are so fucking insensitive. Is that man in touch with this planet at all!?!?!? I hope she didn't make any effort to make it in to him. Feckin asswipe.

 

[Corey]

My sister's boss asked her to come in the day after we buried our dad. When she said no, he asked if she could come in the next day - which was a Saturday. All because he was off on holidays for a couple of weeks and wanted to sort out a couple of things before he left. Nice guy!

H-Holy fucking shit. What a cunt!

 

[billygannon]

Some people are so fucking insensitive. Is that man in touch with this planet at all!?!?!? I hope she didn't make any effort to make it in to him. Feckin asswipe.

I have to say it was all sorted out quite quickly. She will kill me for putting this up on Thumped.

 

[Corey]

I have to say it was all sorted out quite quickly. She will kill me for putting this up on Thumped.

who put what where now?
Whats thumped?
-did'nt see a thing gaurd...

 

[chutneyfarmer]

I have to say it was all sorted out quite quickly. She will kill me for putting this up on Thumped.

I hope she sent the 'boys' around