Shay HT
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Why I quit before I killed my Boss.....
1) He was a fat ignorant bastard
2) He not no social skills
3) He drove a BMW!!
4) He surfed porn everyday (his fav was "Hairy Maureen")
5) He wanked in the jacks at least once a day
6) He was a moron
7) He'd ask me to do something - I'd to it exactly as he asked, the worst was when he asked me to "build Outlook for the web". After a few days I had done EXACTLY as he asked, he came to see the finished product and "this is shit, its crap" ad walked away.... yeah i can read your mind, i really know how to fix it
8) He'd cram whole potatoes into his mouth and ate with it open
9) He moved into our office for 3 months cause he thought we were doing nothing
10) Moved my desk to the most awkward place, spent my days walking back and forth between my PC and server (with a dodgey leg)
11) Was late by 5-10mins for a few mornings cause of road works, he said i'd have to make it up in the evening. Asked could I come in hour early, leave hour early (other staff did). "NO!"
12) Once worked 29 hours straight into a saturday, he arrived in "I suppose you have to go home now". Guy working with me had to drag me out the door!
13) When you'd explain something to him he'd stare vacantly, without saying a word, jaw dropped
14) Got really bad tooth infection (nearly exploded!). Rang in sick, nearly collapsing with pain, "I'm going to dentist", "Dentist, really?"
15) Was in car crash. Told him "I have to leave 30mins early to leave car to garage, I was in car crash at the weekend", no are you ok "You'll have to make the time up"
16) I could go on......!
1) He was a fat ignorant bastard
2) He not no social skills
3) He drove a BMW!!
4) He surfed porn everyday (his fav was "Hairy Maureen")
5) He wanked in the jacks at least once a day
6) He was a moron
7) He'd ask me to do something - I'd to it exactly as he asked, the worst was when he asked me to "build Outlook for the web". After a few days I had done EXACTLY as he asked, he came to see the finished product and "this is shit, its crap" ad walked away.... yeah i can read your mind, i really know how to fix it
8) He'd cram whole potatoes into his mouth and ate with it open
9) He moved into our office for 3 months cause he thought we were doing nothing
10) Moved my desk to the most awkward place, spent my days walking back and forth between my PC and server (with a dodgey leg)
11) Was late by 5-10mins for a few mornings cause of road works, he said i'd have to make it up in the evening. Asked could I come in hour early, leave hour early (other staff did). "NO!"
12) Once worked 29 hours straight into a saturday, he arrived in "I suppose you have to go home now". Guy working with me had to drag me out the door!
13) When you'd explain something to him he'd stare vacantly, without saying a word, jaw dropped
14) Got really bad tooth infection (nearly exploded!). Rang in sick, nearly collapsing with pain, "I'm going to dentist", "Dentist, really?"
15) Was in car crash. Told him "I have to leave 30mins early to leave car to garage, I was in car crash at the weekend", no are you ok "You'll have to make the time up"
16) I could go on......!