Who is the worst band ever? (1 Viewer)

My criteria for the worst band ever;

1. Their music and lyrics have be really stinking bad. This alone is not enough as some bands are such bad musicians that they are endearing. (The Jesus and Mary Chain will not suffice)
2. They have to have some notoriety. A shit band that nobody has heard of will not be the worst merely because they will not have effected a lot of people. Therefore, the worst band must have to be or been played to death on the mainstream airwaves. (I’m thinking The Stereophonics)
3. There has to be some tangible reason why they are the worst. Just because you hate them does not mean that they are the worst ever. Their label’s marketing, things they have said in the press, their haircuts or even their name may all contribute to their contention of being the absolute worst. (I’m thinking Westlife)
4. They have to have or have had some sort of longevity in popularity. (Babylon Zoo will not suffice, I’m thinking Red hot Chilli Peppers)

I will now process the above criteria through my central neuro-processor…

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U2

That’s it, it’s U2.
 
My criteria for the worst band ever;

1. Their music and lyrics have be really stinking bad. This alone is not enough as some bands are such bad musicians that they are endearing. (The Jesus and Mary Chain will not suffice)
2. They have to have some notoriety. A shit band that nobody has heard of will not be the worst merely because they will not have effected a lot of people. Therefore, the worst band must have to be or been played to death on the mainstream airwaves. (I’m thinking The Stereophonics)
3. There has to be some tangible reason why they are the worst. Just because you hate them does not mean that they are the worst ever. Their label’s marketing, things they have said in the press, their haircuts or even their name may all contribute to their contention of being the absolute worst. (I’m thinking Westlife)
4. They have to have or have had some sort of longevity in popularity. (Babylon Zoo will not suffice, I’m thinking Red hot Chilli Peppers)

I will now process the above criteria through my central neuro-processor…

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U2

That’s it, it’s U2.
U2 had their moments before they got old & shit.
 
My criteria for the worst band ever;

1. Their music and lyrics have be really stinking bad. This alone is not enough as some bands are such bad musicians that they are endearing. (The Jesus and Mary Chain will not suffice)
2. They have to have some notoriety. A shit band that nobody has heard of will not be the worst merely because they will not have effected a lot of people. Therefore, the worst band must have to be or been played to death on the mainstream airwaves. (I’m thinking The Stereophonics)
3. There has to be some tangible reason why they are the worst. Just because you hate them does not mean that they are the worst ever. Their label’s marketing, things they have said in the press, their haircuts or even their name may all contribute to their contention of being the absolute worst. (I’m thinking Westlife)
4. They have to have or have had some sort of longevity in popularity. (Babylon Zoo will not suffice, I’m thinking Red hot Chilli Peppers)

I will now process the above criteria through my central neuro-processor…

Uno
Dos
Tres
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U2

That’s it, it’s U2.

I see you've played knifey spooney before.
 

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