I was on the soccer team when I was 14 years old and all our away games on the bus this girl named Jenny Risoto would play "Red, Red Wine" and the B 52's "Love Shack" really loud and sing along. I killed her a number of times...in my head.
"Head like a bag of smashed crabs" = me laughing.
"Head like a bag of smashed crabs" = me laughing.