What do you do when... (1 Viewer)

[swingkid]

a friend of mine (a girl) told me before xmas that she fancied me. i thought she was taking the piss (as she normally does) and now she doesn't really talk to me! be careful...

jesus! tell me more my man!

 

[guy of the tiger]

My advice is to just do it Bruce Cambell style;

Grab her and say "gimmie some suga' baby"

 

[Squack]

well do you fancy this girl? if so, maybe you could make your life better than it was before hand!

 

[righteous harmony]

well do you fancy this girl? if so, maybe you could make your life better than it was before hand!

no. that's the problem!

 

[billygannon]

no. that's the problem!

Eliminate her.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

or how does,
im a virgin, fancy doing the honours?

haha that can work also!
beware of their wrath if you're lying though!

 

[Squack]

haha that can work also!
beware of their wrath if you're lying though!

and how would they know if the girl is lying?
if it felt like throwing a sausage down a hall way?

 

[broken arm]

and how would they know if the girl is lying?
if it felt like throwing a sausage down a hall way?

you're beginning to sound like a right slag. Nice one. He'll love you you dearly whoever he is.

 

[billygannon]

and how would they know if the girl is lying?

That's why a man hangs the bedsheets out the bedroom window the morning after conquering a new woman.

 

[brianMy Remorse]

and how would they know if the girl is lying?
if it felt like throwing a sausage down a hall way?

exactly, or if its like being in bed with a contortionist.

you move too much and he'll see right through ya!

 

[Squack]

you're beginning to sound like a right slag. Nice one. He'll love you you dearly whoever he is.

tell u filthy hooker
tell him want he wants to hear and give him what he wants to get

 

[brianMy Remorse]

or you could try.. these may not all work for girls on guys though..

"hi, my names Milk. ill do your body good"
"hey how bout we go back to my place and do all the things im gonna tell people we did anyway?!"
"hey, i plan on having sex with you later. you might as well be there"
"how bout we play army. i lie down and you blow the hell outta me!"
"id really like to see how you look when im naked"
"how bout we go back to my place for some pizza and sex?"
"What do ya mean you dont like pizza?!"
"you have the nicest teeth id ever want to come across"

but yeah, you can stick with the virgin line, its just as effective.

 

[Squack]

excellent suggestions

doubt ill ever try any of them out though, not going to bother myself in telling the young man of my desires for him

 

[brianMy Remorse]

not going to bother myself in telling the young man of my desires for him

god bless apathy

 

[cassette/tape]

excellent suggestions

doubt ill ever try any of them out though, not going to bother myself in telling the young man of my desires for him

boring!
so who is it?
[whispers] you can tell me! [/]

 

[guy of the tiger]

show him your gash.


Thats the kind of shit that works on me.

excellent suggestions

doubt ill ever try any of them out though, not going to bother myself in telling the young man of my desires for him

 

[Squack]

ah good aul apathy

 

[Squack]

show him your gash.


Thats the kind of shit that works on me.

oh really, so if a girl came up to you and flashed her gash would you be well up for it, even if its vanessa feltz?

 

[cassette/tape]

oh really, so if a girl came up to you and flashed her gash would you be well up for it, even if its vanessa feltz?

i wonder if fancygoods displayed his fancygoods would aul feltzy like him?
i hate feltz.

 

[skinnerchinner]

aul feltzy